Topic: I've never heard of Little John- Trump
Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #80,256
Well, you sure as hell don't take pics with adult black men that you've never heard about before. Just another Trump LIE!
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Captain Kate Carr joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #934,165
little john sounds like a racist children's novel from the 1890s
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 56 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #934,166
@previous (Captain Kate Carr)
> little john sounds like a racist children's novel from the 1890s
little john was one of the merry men
> little john sounds like a racist children's novel from the 1890s
little john was one of the merry men
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 19 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #934,167
Mention the word Little to Trump.
His mind locks up, because of his small abnormal shaped Penis.
His mind locks up, because of his small abnormal shaped Penis.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #934,169
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #934,170
WHEN 1 Robin Hood was about twenty years old,
With a hey down, down, and down;
He happen’d to meet Little John,
A jolly brisk blade, right fit for the trade,
For he was a lusty young man. 5
Though he was call’d Little, his limbs they were large,
And his stature was seven foot high;
Wherever he came, they quak’d at his name,
For soon he would make them to fly.
How they came acquainted, I’ll tell you in brief, 10
If you would but listen awhile;
For this very jest, amongst all the rest,
I think it may cause you to smile.
For Robin Hood said to his jolly bowmen,
‘Pray tarry you here in this grove; 15
And see that you all observe well my call,
While thorough the forest I rove.
We have had no sport for these fourteen long days,
Therefore now abroad will I go;
Now should I be beat, and cannot retreat, 20
My horn I will presently blow.’
Then did he shake hands with his merry men all,
And bid them at present good-by:
Then, as near a brook his journey he took,
A stranger he chanced to espy. 25
They happened to meet on a long narrow bridge,
And neither of them would give way;
Quoth bold Robin Hood, and sturdily stood,
‘I’ll shew you right Nottingham-play’.
With that from his quiver an arrow he drew, 30
A broad arrow with a goose-wing.
The stranger reply’d, ‘I’ll liquor thy hide.
If thou offerest to touch the string.’
Quoth bold Robin Hood, ‘Thou dost prate like an ass,
For were I to bend but my bow, 35
I could send a dart, quite thro’ thy proud heart,
Before thou couldst strike me one blow.’
‘Thou talkst like a coward,’ the stranger reply’d;
‘Well arm’d with a long bow you stand,
To shoot at my breast, while I, I protest, 40
Have nought but a staff in my hand.’
‘The name of a coward,’ quoth Robin, ‘I scorn,
Wherefore my long bow I’ll lay by,
And now, for thy sake, a staff will I take,
The truth of thy manhood to try.’ 45
Then Robin Hood stept to a thicket of trees,
And choose him a staff of ground oak;
Now this being done, away he did run
To the stranger, and merrily spoke:
‘Lo! see my staff it is lusty and tough, 50
Now here on the bridge we will play;
Whoever falls in, the other shall win,
The battle, and so we’ll away.’
‘With all my whole heart,’ the stranger reply’d,
‘I scorn in the least to give out;’ 55
This said, they fell to’t without more dispute,
And their staffs they did flourish about.
At first Robin he gave the stranger a bang,
So hard that it made his bones ring:
The stranger he said, ‘This must be repaid, 60
I’ll give you as good as you bring.
‘So long as I am able to handle my staff,
To die in your debt, friend, I scorn.’
Then to it each goes, and followed their blows,
As if they’d been threshing of corn. 65
The stranger gave Robin a crack on the crown,
Which caused the blood to appear;
Then Robin, enraged, more fiercely engaged,
And followed his blows more severe.
So thick and so fast did he lay it on him, 70
With a passionate fury and ire;
At every stroke, he made him to smoke,
As if he had been all on fire.
O then into fury the stranger he grew,
And gave him a damnable look, 75
And with it a blow, that laid him full low,
And tumbled him into the brook.
‘I prithee, good fellow, where art thou now?’
The stranger, in laughter, he cried;
Quoth bold Robin Hood, ‘Good faith, in the flood, 80
And floating along with the tide.
‘I needs must acknowledge thou art a brave soul,
With thee I’ll no longer contend;
For needs must I say, thou has got the day,
Our battle shall be at an end.’ 85
Then unto the bank he did presently wade,
And pulled himself out by a thorn;
Which done, at the last, he blowed a loud blast
Straightway on his fine bugle-horn:
The echo of which through the valleys did fly, 90
At which his stout bowmen appeared,
All clothed in green, most gay to be seen,
So up to their master they steered.
‘O, what’s the matter?’ quoth William Stutely,
‘Good master you are wet to the skin.’ 95
‘No matter,’ quoth he, ‘the lad which you see
In fighting, hath tumbled me in.’
‘He shall not go scot-free,’ the others reply’d,
So straight they were seizing him there.
To duck him likewise: but Robin Hood cries, 100
‘He is a stout fellow, forbear.
‘There’s no one shall wrong thee, friend, be not afraid;
These bowmen upon me do wait;
There’s three score and nine; if thou wilt be mine,
Thou shalt have my livery straight. 105
‘And other accoutrements fit for a man;
Speak up, jolly blade, never fear:
I’ll teach you also the use of the bow,
To shoot at the fat fallow-deer.’
‘O, here is my hand,’ the stranger reply’d, 110
‘I’ll serve you with all my whole heart;
My name is John Little, a man of good mettle;
Ne’er doubt me, for I’ll play my part.’
‘His name shall be alter’d,’ quoth William Stutely,
‘And I will his godfather be: 115
Prepare then a feast, and none of the least,
For we will be merry,’ quoth he.
They presently fetched him a brace of fat does,
With humming strong liquor likewise;
They loved what was good; so, in the green wood, 120
This pretty sweet babe they baptize.
He was, I must tell you, but seven foot high,
And, may be, an ell in the waist;
A pretty sweet lad; much feasting they had;
Bold Robin the christening graced, 125
With all his bowmen, which stood in a ring,
And were of the Nottingham breed;
Brave Stutely comes then, with seven yeomen,
And did in this manner proceed:
‘This infant was called John Little,’ quoth he; 130
‘Which name shall be changed anon:
The words we’ll transpose; so wherever he goes,
His name shall be called Little John.’
They all with a shout made the elements ring;
So soon as the office was o’er, 135
To feasting they went, with true merriment,
And tippled strong liquor gillore.
Then Robin he took the pretty sweet babe,
And clothed him from top to the toe
In garments of green, most gay to be seen, 140
And gave him a curious long bow.
‘Thou shalt be an archer as well as the best,
And range in the greenwood with us;
Where we’ll not want gold nor silver, behold,
While bishops have ought in their purse. 145
‘We live here like ’squires, or lords of renown,
Without e’er a foot of free land;
We feast on good cheer, with wine, ale, and beer,
And everything at our command.’
Then music and dancing did finish the day; 150
At length, when the sun waxed low,
Then all the whole train the grove did refrain,
And unto their caves they did go.
And so ever after, as long as he liv’d,
Although he was proper and tall, 155
Yet, nevertheless, the truth to express,
Still Little John they did him call.
With a hey down, down, and down;
He happen’d to meet Little John,
A jolly brisk blade, right fit for the trade,
For he was a lusty young man. 5
Though he was call’d Little, his limbs they were large,
And his stature was seven foot high;
Wherever he came, they quak’d at his name,
For soon he would make them to fly.
How they came acquainted, I’ll tell you in brief, 10
If you would but listen awhile;
For this very jest, amongst all the rest,
I think it may cause you to smile.
For Robin Hood said to his jolly bowmen,
‘Pray tarry you here in this grove; 15
And see that you all observe well my call,
While thorough the forest I rove.
We have had no sport for these fourteen long days,
Therefore now abroad will I go;
Now should I be beat, and cannot retreat, 20
My horn I will presently blow.’
Then did he shake hands with his merry men all,
And bid them at present good-by:
Then, as near a brook his journey he took,
A stranger he chanced to espy. 25
They happened to meet on a long narrow bridge,
And neither of them would give way;
Quoth bold Robin Hood, and sturdily stood,
‘I’ll shew you right Nottingham-play’.
With that from his quiver an arrow he drew, 30
A broad arrow with a goose-wing.
The stranger reply’d, ‘I’ll liquor thy hide.
If thou offerest to touch the string.’
Quoth bold Robin Hood, ‘Thou dost prate like an ass,
For were I to bend but my bow, 35
I could send a dart, quite thro’ thy proud heart,
Before thou couldst strike me one blow.’
‘Thou talkst like a coward,’ the stranger reply’d;
‘Well arm’d with a long bow you stand,
To shoot at my breast, while I, I protest, 40
Have nought but a staff in my hand.’
‘The name of a coward,’ quoth Robin, ‘I scorn,
Wherefore my long bow I’ll lay by,
And now, for thy sake, a staff will I take,
The truth of thy manhood to try.’ 45
Then Robin Hood stept to a thicket of trees,
And choose him a staff of ground oak;
Now this being done, away he did run
To the stranger, and merrily spoke:
‘Lo! see my staff it is lusty and tough, 50
Now here on the bridge we will play;
Whoever falls in, the other shall win,
The battle, and so we’ll away.’
‘With all my whole heart,’ the stranger reply’d,
‘I scorn in the least to give out;’ 55
This said, they fell to’t without more dispute,
And their staffs they did flourish about.
At first Robin he gave the stranger a bang,
So hard that it made his bones ring:
The stranger he said, ‘This must be repaid, 60
I’ll give you as good as you bring.
‘So long as I am able to handle my staff,
To die in your debt, friend, I scorn.’
Then to it each goes, and followed their blows,
As if they’d been threshing of corn. 65
The stranger gave Robin a crack on the crown,
Which caused the blood to appear;
Then Robin, enraged, more fiercely engaged,
And followed his blows more severe.
So thick and so fast did he lay it on him, 70
With a passionate fury and ire;
At every stroke, he made him to smoke,
As if he had been all on fire.
O then into fury the stranger he grew,
And gave him a damnable look, 75
And with it a blow, that laid him full low,
And tumbled him into the brook.
‘I prithee, good fellow, where art thou now?’
The stranger, in laughter, he cried;
Quoth bold Robin Hood, ‘Good faith, in the flood, 80
And floating along with the tide.
‘I needs must acknowledge thou art a brave soul,
With thee I’ll no longer contend;
For needs must I say, thou has got the day,
Our battle shall be at an end.’ 85
Then unto the bank he did presently wade,
And pulled himself out by a thorn;
Which done, at the last, he blowed a loud blast
Straightway on his fine bugle-horn:
The echo of which through the valleys did fly, 90
At which his stout bowmen appeared,
All clothed in green, most gay to be seen,
So up to their master they steered.
‘O, what’s the matter?’ quoth William Stutely,
‘Good master you are wet to the skin.’ 95
‘No matter,’ quoth he, ‘the lad which you see
In fighting, hath tumbled me in.’
‘He shall not go scot-free,’ the others reply’d,
So straight they were seizing him there.
To duck him likewise: but Robin Hood cries, 100
‘He is a stout fellow, forbear.
‘There’s no one shall wrong thee, friend, be not afraid;
These bowmen upon me do wait;
There’s three score and nine; if thou wilt be mine,
Thou shalt have my livery straight. 105
‘And other accoutrements fit for a man;
Speak up, jolly blade, never fear:
I’ll teach you also the use of the bow,
To shoot at the fat fallow-deer.’
‘O, here is my hand,’ the stranger reply’d, 110
‘I’ll serve you with all my whole heart;
My name is John Little, a man of good mettle;
Ne’er doubt me, for I’ll play my part.’
‘His name shall be alter’d,’ quoth William Stutely,
‘And I will his godfather be: 115
Prepare then a feast, and none of the least,
For we will be merry,’ quoth he.
They presently fetched him a brace of fat does,
With humming strong liquor likewise;
They loved what was good; so, in the green wood, 120
This pretty sweet babe they baptize.
He was, I must tell you, but seven foot high,
And, may be, an ell in the waist;
A pretty sweet lad; much feasting they had;
Bold Robin the christening graced, 125
With all his bowmen, which stood in a ring,
And were of the Nottingham breed;
Brave Stutely comes then, with seven yeomen,
And did in this manner proceed:
‘This infant was called John Little,’ quoth he; 130
‘Which name shall be changed anon:
The words we’ll transpose; so wherever he goes,
His name shall be called Little John.’
They all with a shout made the elements ring;
So soon as the office was o’er, 135
To feasting they went, with true merriment,
And tippled strong liquor gillore.
Then Robin he took the pretty sweet babe,
And clothed him from top to the toe
In garments of green, most gay to be seen, 140
And gave him a curious long bow.
‘Thou shalt be an archer as well as the best,
And range in the greenwood with us;
Where we’ll not want gold nor silver, behold,
While bishops have ought in their purse. 145
‘We live here like ’squires, or lords of renown,
Without e’er a foot of free land;
We feast on good cheer, with wine, ale, and beer,
And everything at our command.’
Then music and dancing did finish the day; 150
At length, when the sun waxed low,
Then all the whole train the grove did refrain,
And unto their caves they did go.
And so ever after, as long as he liv’d,
Although he was proper and tall, 155
Yet, nevertheless, the truth to express,
Still Little John they did him call.
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #934,172
how the fuck does anyone in the Western world not know of Robin Hood for fuck sake
Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 36 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #934,173
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #934,176
Is this some sort of liberal reverse tolerance?
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #934,178
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 9 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #934,372
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #934,374
@934,176 (G)
> some sort of liberal reverse tolerance
No it's just making fun of a guy who lies constantly, same thing we've been doing for two years now.
> some sort of liberal reverse tolerance
No it's just making fun of a guy who lies constantly, same thing we've been doing for two years now.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #934,375
Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #934,407
Anonymous J replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #934,412
@previous (G)
No really, you need to come up with better excuses.
People don't like being lied to. For two years now it has been "The media is rough on Trump" or "Trump's critics..." to try to explain away why the President's statements aren't factually true. It's just that people resent being lied to. You can engage in any mental gymnastics you like, but -in the end- you are trying to explain why the POTUS is lying to everyone.
HE IS LYING TO EVERYONE. HIS STATEMENTS ARE FACTUALLY UNTRUE.
Deal with it. You can walk SHS out to play pity party all you like. He doesn't say true things.
No really, you need to come up with better excuses.
People don't like being lied to. For two years now it has been "The media is rough on Trump" or "Trump's critics..." to try to explain away why the President's statements aren't factually true. It's just that people resent being lied to. You can engage in any mental gymnastics you like, but -in the end- you are trying to explain why the POTUS is lying to everyone.
HE IS LYING TO EVERYONE. HIS STATEMENTS ARE FACTUALLY UNTRUE.
Deal with it. You can walk SHS out to play pity party all you like. He doesn't say true things.
Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #934,487
@previous (J)
Did the big meanie poopy pants say things that aren't?
Are you trying to tell me there is a politician that tells LIES? Well I never! That must be the first time it has ever happened.
In 2 more years you'll get Trump for 4 more years
Did the big meanie poopy pants say things that aren't?
Are you trying to tell me there is a politician that tells LIES? Well I never! That must be the first time it has ever happened.
In 2 more years you'll get Trump for 4 more years
Anonymous J replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #934,494
@previous (G)
I'm cool with politicians telling lies. They do it all the time.
Trump reacts like a little kid when he gets called out on shit though. The press isn't the enemy of the people. They are just asking questions. If Trump gets all poopy in his pants when he can't answer them, that's his issue.
I'm cool with politicians telling lies. They do it all the time.
Trump reacts like a little kid when he gets called out on shit though. The press isn't the enemy of the people. They are just asking questions. If Trump gets all poopy in his pants when he can't answer them, that's his issue.
Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #934,501
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Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #934,504
@previous (J)
Exactly. Thanks for agreeing that fake news is the enemy of the people. Just like Trump said.
Exactly. Thanks for agreeing that fake news is the enemy of the people. Just like Trump said.
Anonymous J replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #934,506
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Anonymous J replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #934,519
Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #934,523
@previous (J)
@934,412 (J)
> No really, you need to come up with better excuses.
>
> People don't like being lied to. For two years now it has been "The media is rough on Trump" or "Trump's critics..." to try to explain away why the President's statements aren't factually true. It's just that people resent being lied to. You can engage in any mental gymnastics you like, but -in the end- you are trying to explain why the POTUS is lying to everyone.
>
> HE IS LYING TO EVERYONE. HIS STATEMENTS ARE FACTUALLY UNTRUE.
>
> Deal with it. You can walk SHS out to play pity party all you like. He doesn't say true things.
@934,412 (J)
> No really, you need to come up with better excuses.
>
> People don't like being lied to. For two years now it has been "The media is rough on Trump" or "Trump's critics..." to try to explain away why the President's statements aren't factually true. It's just that people resent being lied to. You can engage in any mental gymnastics you like, but -in the end- you are trying to explain why the POTUS is lying to everyone.
>
> HE IS LYING TO EVERYONE. HIS STATEMENTS ARE FACTUALLY UNTRUE.
>
> Deal with it. You can walk SHS out to play pity party all you like. He doesn't say true things.
Anonymous J replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #934,533
@previous (G)
> > No really, you need to come up with better excuses.
> >
> > People don't like being lied to. For two years now it has been "The media is rough on Trump" or "Trump's critics..." to try to explain away why the President's statements aren't factually true. It's just that people resent being lied to. You can engage in any mental gymnastics you like, but -in the end- you are trying to explain why the POTUS is lying to everyone.
> >
> > HE IS LYING TO EVERYONE. HIS STATEMENTS ARE FACTUALLY UNTRUE.
> >
> > Deal with it. You can walk SHS out to play pity party all you like. He doesn't say true things.
> > No really, you need to come up with better excuses.
> >
> > People don't like being lied to. For two years now it has been "The media is rough on Trump" or "Trump's critics..." to try to explain away why the President's statements aren't factually true. It's just that people resent being lied to. You can engage in any mental gymnastics you like, but -in the end- you are trying to explain why the POTUS is lying to everyone.
> >
> > HE IS LYING TO EVERYONE. HIS STATEMENTS ARE FACTUALLY UNTRUE.
> >
> > Deal with it. You can walk SHS out to play pity party all you like. He doesn't say true things.
Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #934,537
@previous (J)
> > > No really, you need to come up with better excuses.
> > >
> > > People don't like being lied to. For two years now it has been "The media is rough on Trump" or "Trump's critics..." to try to explain away why the President's statements aren't factually true. It's just that people resent being lied to. You can engage in any mental gymnastics you like, but -in the end- you are trying to explain why the POTUS is lying to everyone.
> > >
> > > HE IS LYING TO EVERYONE. HIS STATEMENTS ARE FACTUALLY UNTRUE.
> > >
> > > Deal with it. You can walk SHS out to play pity party all you like. He doesn't say true things.
> Are you trying to tell me there is a politician that tells LIES? Well I never! That must be the first time it has ever happened.
> > > No really, you need to come up with better excuses.
> > >
> > > People don't like being lied to. For two years now it has been "The media is rough on Trump" or "Trump's critics..." to try to explain away why the President's statements aren't factually true. It's just that people resent being lied to. You can engage in any mental gymnastics you like, but -in the end- you are trying to explain why the POTUS is lying to everyone.
> > >
> > > HE IS LYING TO EVERYONE. HIS STATEMENTS ARE FACTUALLY UNTRUE.
> > >
> > > Deal with it. You can walk SHS out to play pity party all you like. He doesn't say true things.
> Are you trying to tell me there is a politician that tells LIES? Well I never! That must be the first time it has ever happened.
Anonymous J replied with this 7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #934,552
@previous (G)
> > > > No really, you need to come up with better excuses.
> > > >
> > > > People don't like being lied to. For two years now it has been "The media is rough on Trump" or "Trump's critics..." to try to explain away why the President's statements aren't factually true. It's just that people resent being lied to. You can engage in any mental gymnastics you like, but -in the end- you are trying to explain why the POTUS is lying to everyone.
> > > >
> > > > HE IS LYING TO EVERYONE. HIS STATEMENTS ARE FACTUALLY UNTRUE.
> > > >
> > > > Deal with it. You can walk SHS out to play pity party all you like. He doesn't say true things.
>
> > Are you trying to tell me there is a politician that tells LIES? Well I never! That must be the first time it has ever happened.
> > > > No really, you need to come up with better excuses.
> > > >
> > > > People don't like being lied to. For two years now it has been "The media is rough on Trump" or "Trump's critics..." to try to explain away why the President's statements aren't factually true. It's just that people resent being lied to. You can engage in any mental gymnastics you like, but -in the end- you are trying to explain why the POTUS is lying to everyone.
> > > >
> > > > HE IS LYING TO EVERYONE. HIS STATEMENTS ARE FACTUALLY UNTRUE.
> > > >
> > > > Deal with it. You can walk SHS out to play pity party all you like. He doesn't say true things.
>
> > Are you trying to tell me there is a politician that tells LIES? Well I never! That must be the first time it has ever happened.
Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #934,555
> orange man bad