Topic: What’s the ultimate Jewish dilemma?
Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #80,221
Free ham!Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 35 minutes later[^] [v] #933,846
Not really. Because Ham is forbidden by kosher law, the jew in question would not desire it.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #933,865
@previous (B)
A pox on your "kosher law!"
I am declaring Martian Law!
Under Martian Law, no man shall be denied ham, no matter what the opposition may be. So sayeth Aries, mother of Mars!
A pox on your "kosher law!"
I am declaring Martian Law!
Under Martian Law, no man shall be denied ham, no matter what the opposition may be. So sayeth Aries, mother of Mars!
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #933,867
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 31 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #933,876
Jews don't have morals
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #933,878
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #933,945
@933,846 (B)
> Not really. Because Ham is forbidden by kosher law, the jew in question would not desire it.
but, like, dude, it's free
> Not really. Because Ham is forbidden by kosher law, the jew in question would not desire it.
but, like, dude, it's free