Topic: How to: save on toilet paper costs

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #80,205

Eat a lot of fiber... the bigger the turd, the bigger the plop. the bigger the plop, the bigger splash of water up your butt. the bigger splash of water up your butt, the less you have to wipe. this saves a lot of money on toilet tissue costs

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 20 minutes later[^] [v] #933,681

Technically correct but not recommenced. Better use a bidet.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #933,688

Or hop in shower, and wash ass crack after taking the browns to the superbowl.

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #933,694

@OP
French toilets would give the biggest splash, but your aim needs to be good.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #933,700

Or one could use pages from certain book written by a Jesus the Jew

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #933,710

@933,694 (B)
Pretty sure those are just for peeing in.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 19 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #933,711

@933,700 (Syntax)
you sound stupid saying that...so don't say that..

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Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #933,713

@933,710 (A)
No. You have to squat.

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