Topic: Anyone want to join my "social gathering?"

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #80,095

I promise not to cheap out on you guys. We will be drinking Kool-Aid™, not Flavor-Aid™, when the time comes.

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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #932,655

Minichan Holiday 2018 meeetup.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 10 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #932,656

Kool-Aid?? Lame. My last comet watching group offered barbituates mixed with vodka and a free pair of shoes.

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #932,658

@previous (C)

I don't have access to barbiturates. I have access to tons of Atropine and Schopolomine, however.

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #932,664

@previous (A)
Well, I have been seeking a zombie-like state of mindless compliance lately. That might do the trick.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #932,669

Where will this be held?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #932,672

@932,664 (C)

Once I get some fugu fish, we'll really be popping off!

@previous (D)

That is yet to be determined, preferably somewhere Babylon can't point their prying eyes.

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #932,680

@previous (A)
LOL I worked with a guy who named his company after that neurotoxin.

I'm really kind of a sucker for social gatherings where mind altering chemicals are handed out. Just walking up to me and handing me a Four Loko and some pills is enough to get me to least try your cult. Bonus points if I don't completely remember the blood orgies afterward.

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #932,686

@previous (C)

Anyone who says they remember the blood orgies, wasn't really there.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 57 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #932,730

@932,656 (C)
We had a resident who was a professional bum and he use to hang out with those people because they would feed him. He was also a preferred macrobiotic and suggested that I purchase and try sauerkraut juice and buck wheat. The sauerkraut juice tasted like dirty socks and the buckwheat was like eating a bowl of baby teeth.

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 47 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #932,731

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
How do you know what bowl of baby teeth taste like?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 28 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #932,732

@previous (D)
It was a textural thing. Really horrible

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Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #932,734

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Can relate to the texture. I once broke a few pieces of my teeth it was really weird, and bloody.

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #932,739

@932,656 (C)
It took me an embarrassingly long time to realize they wore Nikes because the swoosh looks like a comet ?♂️

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 31 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #932,751

@932,730 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I would have to get really desperate before sauerkraut juice sounded like a realistic option. Sauerkraut juice and buckwheat feels like one of those "this must be really healthy because it is so disgusting" diet plans. I applaud you for at least trying it though!

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
I suspect the Star Fleet insignia may have played into it too, but I can't confirm that with anyone who would know.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #932,753

@previous (C)
When you are macrobiotic you can't eat many things. No citrus, nothing from the nightshade family, almost nothing tropical including most spices. Its fucked up

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 7 years ago, 23 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #932,754

@932,734 (D)
That's so sick. Were they chalky?

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #932,757

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
They had no taste but the feeling was really weird. Like really course sand or something.. Not something I wanna repeat lol