Topic: Elvis--The King Of?
Blumpy started this discussion 7 years ago #79,963
Call Elvis the King of Rock & Roll if you want but we must never forget.
Elvis was a 24 year old serviceman in the Army when he was taking the 14 year old Priscilla Beaulieu up to his room. Priscilla admits that they did not consummate their relationship till their wedding night many years later but, she does go on to say she tried to get Elvis to fuck her before he left Germany for the United States.
Of course they didn't do the deed. But what was done in that room to a 14 y/o schoolgirl by a 24 y/o serviceman was not your typical teenage petting. Elvis was doing more than necking. At his age and a sex symbol of rock & roll you know he was getting his face waxed in that virgin pussy. And since Priscilla was will to ball him, you know he had already talked her into sucking his dick.
Make no mistake about it Elvis was doing more than just simple petting. He was eating that pussy, probably tonguing that sweet little butthole and sticking his King of Rock & Roll dick in her little rosebud mouth.
Now where I come from when a 24 year old guy does them type of thing to a 14 year old girl it is called child molestation. What do you call it? Maybe the King of getting by with pedophilia? Or do you still cut him slack because he was the King of Rock & Roll.
Elvis was a 24 year old serviceman in the Army when he was taking the 14 year old Priscilla Beaulieu up to his room. Priscilla admits that they did not consummate their relationship till their wedding night many years later but, she does go on to say she tried to get Elvis to fuck her before he left Germany for the United States.
Of course they didn't do the deed. But what was done in that room to a 14 y/o schoolgirl by a 24 y/o serviceman was not your typical teenage petting. Elvis was doing more than necking. At his age and a sex symbol of rock & roll you know he was getting his face waxed in that virgin pussy. And since Priscilla was will to ball him, you know he had already talked her into sucking his dick.
Make no mistake about it Elvis was doing more than just simple petting. He was eating that pussy, probably tonguing that sweet little butthole and sticking his King of Rock & Roll dick in her little rosebud mouth.
Now where I come from when a 24 year old guy does them type of thing to a 14 year old girl it is called child molestation. What do you call it? Maybe the King of getting by with pedophilia? Or do you still cut him slack because he was the King of Rock & Roll.
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Omen !Kg1JEeGeOw joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later[^] [v] #931,321
Elvis is one of the innumerable people I "saw" committing pedophilia when I was a 'military police officer'.
Also, fuck niggers lol.
Also, fuck niggers lol.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #931,327
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #931,330
Blumpy
This will solve your problem.
Just go dig Elvis up and hand the remains over to the police. You do this by making a Citizens arrest. Demand that a Grand Jury indites the remains of Elvis.
Next step will be a jury trial. Let a jury decide what punishment Elvis should get.
Blumpy the ball is in your court.
This will solve your problem.
Just go dig Elvis up and hand the remains over to the police. You do this by making a Citizens arrest. Demand that a Grand Jury indites the remains of Elvis.
Next step will be a jury trial. Let a jury decide what punishment Elvis should get.
Blumpy the ball is in your court.
Blumpy (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #931,331
@previous (D)
I think the jury should decide to change his title!
Instead of everyone referring to him as the King of Rock & Roll he should now have the title The King of Open Leg Vulva!
I think the jury should decide to change his title!
Instead of everyone referring to him as the King of Rock & Roll he should now have the title The King of Open Leg Vulva!
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #931,335
Lol
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #931,341
@931,331 (Blumpy)
> The King of Open Leg Vulva!
In the pedophile realm Elvis, is in competition with Matt.
> The King of Open Leg Vulva!
In the pedophile realm Elvis, is in competition with Matt.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #931,345
Do you think he smelled her poot?
Anonymous G double-posted this 7 years ago, 17 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #931,346
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #931,349
@OP
> Call Elvis the King of Rock & Roll if you want but we must never forget.
>
> Elvis was a 24 year old serviceman in the Army when he was taking the 14 year old Priscilla Beaulieu up to his room. Priscilla admits that they did not consummate their relationship till their wedding night many years later but, she does go on to say she tried to get Elvis to fuck her before he left Germany for the United States.
>
> Of course they didn't do the deed. But what was done in that room to a 14 y/o schoolgirl by a 24 y/o serviceman was not your typical teenage petting. Elvis was doing more than necking. At his age and a sex symbol of rock & roll you know he was getting his face waxed in that virgin pussy. And since Priscilla was will to ball him, you know he had already talked her into sucking his dick.
>
> Make no mistake about it Elvis was doing more than just simple petting. He was eating that pussy, probably tonguing that sweet little butthole and sticking his King of Rock & Roll dick in her little rosebud mouth.
>
> Now where I come from when a 24 year old guy does them type of thing to a 14 year old girl it is called child molestation. What do you call it? Maybe the King of getting by with pedophilia? Or do you still cut him slack because he was the King of Rock & Roll.
you are really trying to give the forum multiple boners aren't you
> Call Elvis the King of Rock & Roll if you want but we must never forget.
>
> Elvis was a 24 year old serviceman in the Army when he was taking the 14 year old Priscilla Beaulieu up to his room. Priscilla admits that they did not consummate their relationship till their wedding night many years later but, she does go on to say she tried to get Elvis to fuck her before he left Germany for the United States.
>
> Of course they didn't do the deed. But what was done in that room to a 14 y/o schoolgirl by a 24 y/o serviceman was not your typical teenage petting. Elvis was doing more than necking. At his age and a sex symbol of rock & roll you know he was getting his face waxed in that virgin pussy. And since Priscilla was will to ball him, you know he had already talked her into sucking his dick.
>
> Make no mistake about it Elvis was doing more than just simple petting. He was eating that pussy, probably tonguing that sweet little butthole and sticking his King of Rock & Roll dick in her little rosebud mouth.
>
> Now where I come from when a 24 year old guy does them type of thing to a 14 year old girl it is called child molestation. What do you call it? Maybe the King of getting by with pedophilia? Or do you still cut him slack because he was the King of Rock & Roll.
you are really trying to give the forum multiple boners aren't you
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 26 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #931,361
Priscilla married Michael Jackson to be his beard
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #931,367
@previous (I)
Even stranger than that fact - Priscilla's daughter's last marriage was to a pedophile.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Marie_Presley#Relationships
Even stranger than that fact - Priscilla's daughter's last marriage was to a pedophile.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Marie_Presley#Relationships
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #931,368
This reads like some child sex fan fiction
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Blumpy (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 28 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #931,377
Blumpy (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #931,379
@931,367 (J)
> Even stranger than that fact - Priscilla's daughter's last marriage was to a pedophile.
> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Marie_Presley#Relationships
Priscilla also dated a guy named Mike Edwards who wrote a book about then and he said he was swimming in the pool with her daughter Lisa when she was very young and he popped a boner while she was hanging on him in the pool. He was like 35 and Lisa was like 12 :-/
> Even stranger than that fact - Priscilla's daughter's last marriage was to a pedophile.
> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Marie_Presley#Relationships
Priscilla also dated a guy named Mike Edwards who wrote a book about then and he said he was swimming in the pool with her daughter Lisa when she was very young and he popped a boner while she was hanging on him in the pool. He was like 35 and Lisa was like 12 :-/
Proud CA Resident BS,MS,JD,PHD replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #931,381
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #931,385
Proud CA Resident BS,MS,JD,PHD replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #931,386
Blumpy (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #931,395
@previous (Proud CA Resident BS,MS,JD,PHD)
I think they may have bumped dickheads through their pajamas too
I think they may have bumped dickheads through their pajamas too
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 28 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #931,400
I'm thinking that MJ was some kind of fag
Omen !H3Q7wZ6.SI joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #931,414
@931,368 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
> This reads like some child sex fan fiction
I know right? I can't stop fapping!!
> This reads like some child sex fan fiction
I know right? I can't stop fapping!!
Blumpy (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #931,435
@previous (Omen !H3Q7wZ6.SI)> > This reads like some child sex fan fiction
>
> I know right? I can't stop fapping!!
This isn't fiction though. He was really using that innocent mouth! That is why you fap! This is real shit!
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