Topic: So are any of you following this fake Mueller sex accusation
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU started this discussion 7 years ago #79,954
It's imploding so fast it's beautiful. Here is a short article; most of the fun is in replies to his twitter. The original article published on Gateway Pundit has been taken down.
The tl;dr is Jacob Wohl, a constant Trump twitter asskisser, offered to pay women to fabricate claims of sexual assault against Robert Mueller. He attempted to cover up his trail by using websites registered in his name, linked to his mom's phone number. Gateway Pundit, exercising its usual amount of journalistic integrity, published these accusations without even a cursory fact check, then immediately walked it back after twitter found out in about five minutes that it was obviously bullshit, and replaced it with this attempted ass-covering. For Gateway Pundit, this is a level of journalistic malpractice that should be organization-ending. For Jacob Wohl, I don't exactly know how many federal felony statutes he violated by paying people to lie about the FBI director raping them, but if I had to guess, it is somewhere between most and all of them.
The tl;dr is Jacob Wohl, a constant Trump twitter asskisser, offered to pay women to fabricate claims of sexual assault against Robert Mueller. He attempted to cover up his trail by using websites registered in his name, linked to his mom's phone number. Gateway Pundit, exercising its usual amount of journalistic integrity, published these accusations without even a cursory fact check, then immediately walked it back after twitter found out in about five minutes that it was obviously bullshit, and replaced it with this attempted ass-covering. For Gateway Pundit, this is a level of journalistic malpractice that should be organization-ending. For Jacob Wohl, I don't exactly know how many federal felony statutes he violated by paying people to lie about the FBI director raping them, but if I had to guess, it is somewhere between most and all of them.
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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #931,221
Probably some Trump Russian bank account money to disparage Mueller before the primaries.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #931,222
@previous (B)
He doesn't need Trump money. Wohl is one of the genuinely stupidest human beings I have ever had the displeasure of coming across. He definitely did this for free, and thought the whole time that it was a brilliant idea, and that he was going to destroy the deep state by using the left's own tactics against them, or something simplistic and asinine like that.
He doesn't need Trump money. Wohl is one of the genuinely stupidest human beings I have ever had the displeasure of coming across. He definitely did this for free, and thought the whole time that it was a brilliant idea, and that he was going to destroy the deep state by using the left's own tactics against them, or something simplistic and asinine like that.
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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #931,225
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Google reverse image search has been a terrific research tool for me and I see it works for others as well.
A quick look at SureFire’s supposed international employee roster on LinkedIn reveals numerous profiles using fake headshots.
Google reverse image search has been a terrific research tool for me and I see it works for others as well.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #931,235
@OP
I was following it this morning. I just about lost it with the stockphoto employees and phone number linking to his mom's voicemail. At that point, I decided to tuck the story away for later so I could have a good laugh before I went to sleep.
I was following it this morning. I just about lost it with the stockphoto employees and phone number linking to his mom's voicemail. At that point, I decided to tuck the story away for later so I could have a good laugh before I went to sleep.
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #931,242
Breaking news: Jacob Wohl raped and killed a girl in 1990!
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #931,244
@931,235 (D)
Yeah. Apparently the details of the allegations are being picked apart. They day in question August 2, he was called to serve jury duty. He entered the courtroom with a contingent of bodyguards and was not chosen. This was in D.C. The allegation is that he raped her in NYC on that day, in his room on the 19th floor of the St. Regis. The 19th floor of the St. Regis is a gym. Just to pick out two very clear lies. Imagine not even googling the fucking places or dates of the fabricated crime to make it be at least prima facie plausible. Holy moley. This level of incompetence is stupefying, and exactly what I would expect from someone of his er...caliber.
Yeah. Apparently the details of the allegations are being picked apart. They day in question August 2, he was called to serve jury duty. He entered the courtroom with a contingent of bodyguards and was not chosen. This was in D.C. The allegation is that he raped her in NYC on that day, in his room on the 19th floor of the St. Regis. The 19th floor of the St. Regis is a gym. Just to pick out two very clear lies. Imagine not even googling the fucking places or dates of the fabricated crime to make it be at least prima facie plausible. Holy moley. This level of incompetence is stupefying, and exactly what I would expect from someone of his er...caliber.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #931,258
Slight update, he has now posted this picture. Why? No one can tell. Stage 1 of some kind of breakdown most likely.Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) triple-posted this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #931,266
Ok this one is too funny not to post imo. First off, did he darken the picture because he thinks that's what spies do? Secondly, his name. Is he so fucking uncreative that he was like "What's a good fake name? Uhh....who was that lawyer guy? Oh yeah Michael Cohen. Hmmm...M. Cohen...How about...Matthew Cohen? That's it! I'll be Matthew Cohen." Jesus Christ he's a moron.Also his eyes are so far apart. I tried driving from one eye to the other and ran out of gas.
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Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #931,267
Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #931,269
This is actually a 128-dimensional Yahtzee move I'll be able to rationalize soon.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #931,272
@931,267 (Sheila LaBoof)
A man who is going to go to prison for a very very very very very long time.
@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
I only posted this so I could hear your spicy take on it!
A man who is going to go to prison for a very very very very very long time.
@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
I only posted this so I could hear your spicy take on it!
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #931,275
This guy did a lot of the investigating if you're looking for more of a timeline. You'll probably have to scroll down a bit to find the first tweet.
Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #931,277
@931,258 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
LOL Is that him? He looks like he should be standing outside a 7-11 asking grown-ups to buy him some Smirnoff Ice.
LOL Is that him? He looks like he should be standing outside a 7-11 asking grown-ups to buy him some Smirnoff Ice.
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #931,278
I like the sound of teletype machines for that BREAKING NEWS vibe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWa6u5_Itvs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWa6u5_Itvs
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #931,279
@931,277 (D)
Yeah. His bio: "20 Year Old Financier and Political Commentator | Conservative, Trump Supporter, Zionist | Writer for TheGatewayPundit.com." This dude who can't even legally buy beer and lives in his mom's house thought he could take down the former head of the FBI. My favorite part of this whole thing is apparently he's been working on this for over a year. A YEAR for something this slipshod and provably not true.
Yeah. His bio: "20 Year Old Financier and Political Commentator | Conservative, Trump Supporter, Zionist | Writer for TheGatewayPundit.com." This dude who can't even legally buy beer and lives in his mom's house thought he could take down the former head of the FBI. My favorite part of this whole thing is apparently he's been working on this for over a year. A YEAR for something this slipshod and provably not true.
Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #931,281
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I hadn't actually seen a picture of him before. He looks like an evil universe David Hogg.
> My favorite part of this whole thing is apparently he's been working on this for over a year.
Wow. That's a depressingly shitty result for a whole year of planning. That's a significant portion of his life. He must be crushed. Oh well, at least he's old enough to be tried as an adult. Welcome to the real world kid!
I hadn't actually seen a picture of him before. He looks like an evil universe David Hogg.
> My favorite part of this whole thing is apparently he's been working on this for over a year.
Wow. That's a depressingly shitty result for a whole year of planning. That's a significant portion of his life. He must be crushed. Oh well, at least he's old enough to be tried as an adult. Welcome to the real world kid!
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 30 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #931,283
@previous (D)
Yeah I can see the Hogg comparison. I am so excited to read about the continued fallout tomorrow!
Yeah I can see the Hogg comparison. I am so excited to read about the continued fallout tomorrow!
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #931,320
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #931,350
What happened to russiagate?
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #931,352
what's that
Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #931,356
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #931,357
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #931,358
Proud CA Resident BS,MS,JD,PHD joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #931,382
I think Mueller’s team had been quiet on purpose for the past few months as to not interfere with the midterms. No leaks for quite some time.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #931,384
@previous (Proud CA Resident BS,MS,JD,PHD)
Yeah. There was an interesting article today in Politico about what he might be doing.
Yeah. There was an interesting article today in Politico about what he might be doing.
Proud CA Resident BS,MS,JD,PHD replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #931,390
Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #931,428
Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #931,546
He's on the move. Today's forecast is bleak with scattered LOL showers.Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #931,550
@previous (D)
I am going to be tuning in. Two questions. Does the FBI raid him during the press conference or after? Second, how many felonies do you think he will be charged with initially?
I am going to be tuning in. Two questions. Does the FBI raid him during the press conference or after? Second, how many felonies do you think he will be charged with initially?
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #931,554
Ok some more good news. This story is so far obviously 100% bullshit. It couldn't even remotely possibly be true in any sense. AND YET, everyone's favorite "news" organization Gateway Pundit is doubling down. They are continuing to publish an obviously false article that no one with two brain cells to rub together believes. This is a really good idea, and will in no way backfire on them. The best part of this article is this pic accompanied by:The woman accusing Mueller of rape was slated to detail her encounter with the special counsel at a press conference Burkman and Wohl are hosting in Arlington, Virginia Thursday at noon.However, upon arriving in Washington, DC, Wohl said she panicked and boarded a flight to another location. Below is a photo of Wohl and the accuser, who at this time is fearful for her life and requests to remain anonymous.
Any guesses as to whom this mystery woman in the photo could be? Is it his mother? A sibling? A family friend? Another conservative he roped into committing a felony? A stranger he met at the airport? Only time will tell.
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #931,557
those blonde hairs look fake
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 46 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #931,561
Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #931,564
Any updates?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #931,565
"Are you both prepared for federal prison"
"No, we are not."
"No, we are not."
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #931,566
@931,564 (I)
If you can watch this whole press conference when it's uploaded, please do. It's fucking beautiful.
If you can watch this whole press conference when it's uploaded, please do. It's fucking beautiful.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) triple-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #931,568
At the end, as they're leaving the building, someone asks why there were misspellings on their fake website. Jack Burkman (Jacob's "attorney") said, "Even the declaration of independence has misspellings. Even the first draft of the Constitution had misspellings."
Holy fuck.
Holy fuck.
Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #931,569
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #931,570
Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 15 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #931,571
Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #931,628
I was in a hipster coffee shop in LA this morning. It was packed with liberals. A heard a group of young democrats whispering about Jack Burkman's fly being open during his press conference.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 48 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #931,657
@previous (D)Lol that fact was amazing. He's also updated his profile. Left is how it was yesterday. Right is how it is now. Leaving aside that he wrote "word" instead of "world", it appears he may have been fired from TheGatewayPundit, but we do not know for sure.
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Captain Kate Carr joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #931,658
Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 48 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #931,673
@previous (Captain Kate Carr)
IKR? I almost spilled my free trade coffee all over the organic kale chips I bought. I hope he comes back to Orange County. He promised to introduce me to Bar Refaeli.
IKR? I almost spilled my free trade coffee all over the organic kale chips I bought. I hope he comes back to Orange County. He promised to introduce me to Bar Refaeli.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #931,674
Oh I somehow missed this (because gatewaypundit is, to quote the president, a shithole).
I guess somehow this was too unbelievable for even them, lol.
On Thursday The Gateway Pundit suspended our relationship with Jacob. We need to collect more information on this explosive situation. We are not afraid to take chances as you well know but we want to also be careful and accurate.
I guess somehow this was too unbelievable for even them, lol.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #931,675
Update, re: that photo he posted of the woman who allegedly flew with him to DC and then hopped on a different plane. The picture was likely taken at LAX (top pic).(Edited 13 seconds later.)
Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #931,689
Anonymous I double-posted this 7 years ago, 40 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #931,690
Remember that pedo who did photoshop swirl in all the porn pics he made of himself and the FBI just unswirled them?
Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #931,693
@931,689 (I)
I noticed that too. You would think a professional intelligence service could afford a copy of Photoshop. Shit guys, a pixelation filter or just a neat black box would have done the trick. I can tell by the pixels it's either his mom or Syntax behind that MSPaint disguise.
I noticed that too. You would think a professional intelligence service could afford a copy of Photoshop. Shit guys, a pixelation filter or just a neat black box would have done the trick. I can tell by the pixels it's either his mom or Syntax behind that MSPaint disguise.
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #931,781
Gateway Pundit, more like Gateway Faggot
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #931,822
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #931,825
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
look at the hair close to the scalp. looks a lot darker. also note the eyebrows. the "blonde" hair screams out dishonesty.
look at the hair close to the scalp. looks a lot darker. also note the eyebrows. the "blonde" hair screams out dishonesty.