Topic: Ask Meta anything!

Meta !Sober//iZs started this discussion 7 years ago #79,953

And for you people who think you're so funny and original: the answers are Pepsi, and no.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #931,195

Have you lost your virginity and if so at what age?

Meta !Sober//iZs (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #931,197

@previous (B)
Yes, 23.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #931,200

Where do you get those shitty ideas? Also, are they real or fake?

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 14 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #931,201

Do you ever feel sharp pains in your liver?

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #931,202

You got any mumps or anti-mump injections

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #931,205

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
Now I feel like you may have the mumps. Make an AMA so that I can ask if you do.

Meta !Sober//iZs (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #931,208

@931,201 (B)
Not any more.

@931,200 (C)
I really don't know. I don't make them up on purpose. They just pop into my brain spontaneously. I think the majority, at least half, are genuinely good ideas.

@931,202 (Sheila LaBoof)
Mumps? No. Mumps vaccination? Yes ?

Meta !Sober//iZs (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 41 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #931,218

Okay time's up thanks for playing fags ?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #931,223

A train leaves Chicago at 115 miles per hour towards Denver. Another train leaves Denver at 105 miles per hour towards Chicago. If the distance between the cities is 1200 miles, how long will it be before you answer this question?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #931,228

Does meta cram his ass to the brim with bananas each night?

Yes he does.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #931,231

@931,223 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
The trains will meet 5.455 hours after they depart. Meta now has no reason to answer your question.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 50 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #931,232

wow i kind of don't want to break the mystique
the metastique

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #931,286

@OP
Coke or Pepsi?

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #931,288

How much do you weigh?

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #931,289

Pepsi is the heathenistic answer. Sprite is the only correct answer and that is a Coke product.
You disappoint me, Meta.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #931,306

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
Doctor Pepper is a Pepsi product. Checkmate atheists.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 51 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #931,317

Have you ever thought about killing your co-workers?

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #931,326

When's the last time you did phone sex?

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #931,394

Would you shit on your neighbours door step if they played loud music till 4am?

Anonymous N replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #931,420

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
you forgot to put and get your lardass whipped at the end of that..

good night..

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #931,422

@931,306 (L)
My life has become a lie

Edit: Dr pepper isn't owned by Coca-Cola anymore

(Edited 4 minutes later.)

Sr. Real Sanchez joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #931,424

@931,420 (N)

> you forgot to put and get your lardass whipped at the end of that..
>
>
> good night..

what is this lardass trying to say

Minichan