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Topic: Whenever I have a jar of salsa and it gets too low, I just throw it out and buy a new one

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #79,952

That way my fingers don't have to accidentally touch the salsa when I dip my chips.

AMA I guess

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #931,175

Are you, by chance, from California?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #931,177

That's pretty dumb because the salsa is supposed to run out before the chips. Also, you're supposed to pour the salsa onto a plate.

(Edited 47 seconds later.)

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #931,178

Just hire a Nubile princess to dip the chips for you. She will also allow you to lick that salsa off her fingers.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #931,179

@931,175 (B)
People in California - The educated ones do not buy salsas in a jar.
Even the millions of uneducated ones make their own salsa.

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #931,180

I just put the chips and salsa into a blender and drink it with one of those fat straws (like you get for bubble tea).

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #931,181

@931,177 (C)
Uhhhh that's my fucking point. The salsa gets low while I still have chips. OBVIOUSLY if the fucking CHIPS ran out first, I wouldn't have this issue, now would I??

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #931,182

@previous (A)
Omg, calm down. I get your point now. Geez...

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 50 seconds later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #931,183

@931,181 (A)
You must be Chinese. Beyond rudimentary chopsticks there are spoons. With a spoon, you just spoon up the remains and pour on a chip in your fingertips.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #931,184

@931,180 (Meta !Sober//iZs)

That's how I consume sandwiches.

Sr. Real Sanchez joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #931,186

@931,181 (A)
why don't you just dump the salsa into a bowl

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #931,188

@previous (Sr. Real Sanchez)
Why don't you just eat a fat dick

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #931,190

@OP
What happens if your fingers accidentally touch salsa when you go to dip a chip?

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #931,191

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I thought I figured this out but maybe I haven't. I'm thinking the salsa is somehow too spicy for OP's fingers.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 16 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #931,192

@931,190 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
OP most likely will end up chewing fingers off.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #931,217

I also use bowl

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #931,219

@931,190 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> What happens if your fingers accidentally touch salsa when you go to dip a chip?

You pick the chips up using chopsticks, silly.

Anonymous K replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #931,220

@previous (M)
Chopsticks? No one uses chopsticks anymore.

Anonymous M replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #931,230

@previous (K)
I know at least one person who does.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #931,233

@previous (M)
True and he only uses them to eat Louisiana poo.

Proud CA Resident BS,MS,JD,PHD joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 11 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #931,336

If you don’t make your own guacamole and salsa from your own yard I genuinely pity you.

Proud CA Resident BS,MS,JD,PHD double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #931,337

If you don’t have two avocado trees that are overgrown with fruit and you give away baskets full at work then I genuinely pity you.

Proud CA Resident BS,MS,JD,PHD triple-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #931,338

If you don’t have an overabdunce of tomatoes of different varieties growing year round in your backyard then I genuinely pity you.

Proud CA Resident BS,MS,JD,PHD quadruple-posted this 7 years ago, 53 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #931,339

If you don’t have a small citrus grove of grapefruit, limes, and lemons growing in your backyard then I genuinely pity you.

Proud CA Resident BS,MS,JD,PHD quintuple-posted this 7 years ago, 46 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #931,340

If you’ve never tasted fresh garlic and onion grown in your own small backyard garden then I genuinely pity you.

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #931,355

If you don't eat your salsa out of a can, you are being poisoned by the tomatoes

q. joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 27 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #931,363

recycle yer fucking glass pls, thanks.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 25 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #931,373

@previous (q.)
I actually do, should have mentioned that. I throw the salsa out and recycle the jar. THANKS

.Q. replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #931,375

@previous (A)
What brand is the Salsa?
Have you ever made your own Salsa?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #931,383

@previous (.Q.)
Tostitos. Yes.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #931,392

@931,375 (.Q.)
Well, more like a pico de gallo.

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #931,410

Wait, you don't decant your salsa into a bowl first?!?! ??

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 28 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #931,417

put the salsa on your finger and nassage your buuthile with it.. I just dint care.

Anonymous P replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #931,419

@previous (R)
Do you think OPs friends will visit him to dip their chips in his salsa?

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 1 week later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #934,698

I just had chips & salsa.

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #934,706

@OP
I do exactly the same. Not just with salsa. Anything in jars really. Just can't be bothered.
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