tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^][v]#929,242
@previous (Big Daddy Derek™ !Uvm54ORbmo)
"Obsolete"? Is every CLI or text-based tool "obsolete", to you‽
Big Daddy Derek™ !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 7 years ago, 25 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^][v]#929,250
@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
It's obsolete to every computae usae worth his salt. Thanks.
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^][v]#929,252
@previous (Big Daddy Derek™ !Uvm54ORbmo)
Just because it doesn't support Flash, JavaScript, most CSS3 features, or graphics, doesn't mean it's obsolete. Thanks.
Big Daddy Derek™ !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^][v]#929,256
@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Whyfore can't you afford a good computer, praytell?
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#929,267
@previous (Big Daddy Derek™ !Uvm54ORbmo)
I do, in fact, have a very good computer and work in IT. I stand by my claim that Lynx offers the superior browsing experience. Are you, peradventure, jealous of Lynx's advanced browsing features?
Big Daddy Derek™ !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#929,270
> doesn't support Flash, JavaScript, most CSS3 features, or graphics
Captain Kate Carr replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#929,279
@929,272 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Please find out when your bus leaves via a terminal. Thanks!
Captain Kate Carr double-posted this 7 years ago, 28 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#929,280
Also I use FF on desktop and Chrome on android
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#929,284
@929,275 (Big Daddy Derek™ !Uvm54ORbmo)
So far, I have put up with your shit because it is funny. I can appreciate a good troll, a good joke, a joke or two about Lynx's lack of modernity. But you are very close to crossing the line. I want you to know that once I "go tteh" on someone, it is over. I have ruined lives, destroyed careers, bankrupted people, even provoked one suicide. You may think I am "bawwing" and "mad in space", but you have no idea, man. You and I are both professional trolls. We know how far to go without crossing a line, and that is fine. But I am warning you, if you fuck with me, or continue this shtick, I am going to go tteh on your ass, and you do not want that. I know all about your little secret, and your childhood, and I will not hesitate to destroy your fucking life. So back off, and let's keep it at a fun level. Thanks.
Big Daddy Derek™ !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#929,286
@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Thanks for using my may-may™ (pronounced as one word)!
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 7 years ago, 41 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#929,296
> Please find out when your bus leaves via a terminal. Thanks!
Okay:
from lxml import html
import requests
page = requests.get('https://www.stagecoachbus.com/plan-a-journey/journey-results?5BFullText%5D=[Dox-Harassment]&a%5BLocalityData%5D&b%5Bid%5D=Bristol%2C+Bristol+City+Of&c=true&d=2018-10-26T18%3A45%3A00.000Z&e=E[Dox-Harassment]')
tree = html.fromstring(page.content)
busdeparture = tree.xpath('//*[@id="skipnav"]/div/div/div/div[6]/div/div/div[2]/h2')
print "Your bus departs at:", busdeparture
print(busdeparture)
> python busdeparture.py
> Your bus departs at: 22:45
Could do the same with an awk one-liner, or could use PhantomJS or Selenium or Headless Chrome or whatever else. The arrival and departure station could be vars, so you could do e.g. busdepature.js London Schiphol. Thanks.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 37 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#929,317
@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Try finding a woman with your browser LOL DWEEB VIRGIN.
tteh !bjGaYPORNE replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#929,318
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
When there's another Holocaust, and you need my help, I'm not helping you. Just be aware of that.
Big Daddy Derek™ !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#929,319
@929,296 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
You can find that info re: 2 seconds on Google. Thanks.
tteh !bjGaYPORNE replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#929,320
@previous (Big Daddy Derek™ !Uvm54ORbmo)
Can you? Once you've written the script, literally all you need to do is type python busdeparture.py $destination $origin. In a browser you'd have to load Google, find Stagecoach's website, type in the two stations, enter the time of arrival/departure (or leave as is), and then wait for the page to load. That Python script, however, returns a result in about 0.5 seconds.
QED. Thanks.
Big Daddy Derek™ !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#929,321
@previous (tteh !bjGaYPORNE)
Whyfore can't you afford an faster internet connection, praytell?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#929,322
@929,318 (tteh !bjGaYPORNE)
You mean when there's a first Holocaust.
tteh !bjGaYPORNE replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#929,323
@929,321 (Big Daddy Derek™ !Uvm54ORbmo)
Eh, I have 70Mbps BT FTTC internet. It's the fastest and most expensive in my area! They are rolling out FTTP soon, but I think I'm fine with my current speeds. Thanks.
tteh !bjGaYPORNE double-posted this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#929,325
Big Daddy Derek™ !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#929,326
@929,323 (tteh !bjGaYPORNE)
Can't be that fast if waiting for a Web site to load causes problems for you. Thanks.
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 7 years ago, 25 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#929,335
@previous (Big Daddy Derek™ !Uvm54ORbmo)
It causes no problems, but that doesn't mean it's the most efficient way of retrieving the sought after data. Thanks, thanks. THanks.
Captain Kate Carr replied with this 7 years ago, 18 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#929,343
@929,296 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Right in what world was that quicker than saying ok Google when's my bus go vroom
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#929,348
@previous (Captain Kate Carr)
I don't think Google is very reliable for my local buses, so I'm left to rely on the operator itself (Stagecoach). Like I said, once written that script takes ~0.5 seconds to run and display the output!
Lynx, truly, is the browser of the future.
Captain Kate Carr replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#929,356
@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Yes once youve written it. I bet the stagecoach app would have been faster.
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#929,358
Captain Kate Carr replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#929,366
@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Are you saying this whole process took you less time than using the stagecoach app??
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#929,367
@previous (Captain Kate Carr)
No. But we were discussing browsers, so I was comparing the CLI (and tools it offers) to a web browser like Chrome. Thanks.
Captain Kate Carr replied with this 7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#929,374
@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Oh I was talking cli in general
squeegee joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#929,493
I call it the Squeegee Navigator, it's a forked version of the old Netscape browser that I upgraded and customized to function as well as chrome. It's fucking terrible.
Mrs. Deborah Foreman joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#929,495
> I call it the Squeegee Navigator, it's a forked version of the old Netscape browser that I upgraded and customized to function as well as chrome. It's fucking terrible.
nice
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 14 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#929,736
> > Please find out when your bus leaves via a terminal. Thanks! > > Okay: > >
> from lxml import html
> import requests
> page = requests.get('https://www.stagecoachbus.com/plan-a-journey/journey-results?5BFullText%5D=[Dox-Harassment]&a%5BLocalityData%5D&b%5Bid%5D=Bristol%2C+Bristol+City+Of&c=true&d=2018-10-26T18%3A45%3A00.000Z&e=E[Dox-Harassment]')
> tree = html.fromstring(page.content)
> busdeparture = tree.xpath('//*[@id="skipnav"]/div/div/div/div[6]/div/div/div[2]/h2')
> print "Your bus departs at:", busdeparture
> print(busdeparture)
>
> > python busdeparture.py
> > Your bus departs at: 22:45
>
> Could do the same with an awk one-liner, or could use PhantomJS or Selenium or Headless Chrome or whatever else. The arrival and departure station could be vars, so you could do e.g. busdepature.js London Schiphol. Thanks.
> ]/div/div/div/div[6]/div/div/div[2]/h2')
This bit looks retarded
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#929,737
eww
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#929,738
@929,736 (H)
XPaths, man. If the initial departure element had a nice class name it would look far more beautiful!
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 55 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#929,743
Who the fuck still uses a desktop with phones and tablets on the market?
(Edited 17 seconds later.)
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#929,744
A phone or tablet is nothing compared to a decent gaming PC, even if it isn't particularly high-end. Plus, I work in IT and couldn't function with just a laptop.