Topic: I lost a penis, fora.

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #79,716

It's a certified tinydick™ 2" white, if anyone sees it. The last I remember seeing it was late in the work day. I keep it in my pants so it likely fell out somewhere. I checked my car and didn't see it :(

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #928,654

What if that's actually like a normal size dick and the guy has 10" balls ?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #928,655

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Here's another shot, what do you think?? Have you seen it?

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #928,658

All balls

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 7 years ago, 35 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #928,661

man tits and drippy tip

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #928,668

This makes me really sad

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #928,672

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
you want to see mine?
its almost as big around as a beer bottle and 6 1/2 inches long

Anonymous D double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #928,673

@928,668 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
lol
> Anonymous D

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #928,675

why are the sacks so very very hairless

something wrong here

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #928,676

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
You don't pluck your sack?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #928,678

@928,675 (Sheila LaBoof)
Yeah, these guys run a tight manscaping game. I guess that's just the rules of tinydick photography. A couple pubes in the shot could ruin the whole emotional impact of the photo.

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #928,679

@928,676 (F)
pluck? jesus lord god
@previous (G)
it gives off a weird kidney adrenal disorder vibe, like they CAN'T grow pubes

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 31 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #928,680

@928,672 (D)
Yes. Timestamped please

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #928,681

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
hey I restarted all the internets I got different ID
you are a girl right?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #928,688

@previous (H)
Yes I am

Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #928,689

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
if you wanted to know I was about to start jacking off
sometimes I cant sleep at all if I don't do it at night
and I was so horny today I did it 5 times just couldn't get enough

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #928,691

@previous (H)
Five times in a row or five times in one day?

Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #928,693

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
one day

something that turns me on is a pierced nipple
I probably wouldn't want that girl to be my "girlfriend"
but that is hot

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #928,694

@previous (H)
Did you ejaculate each time? When I was around 19 I had nipple piercings and they aren't worth it, in my opnion

Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #928,696

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
what do you mean?

the nipple piercing is kind of hot
like you are a bad girl
and now I have to punish you
and put you in your place

you had them can I see it?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 52 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #928,706

@previous (H)
> Believing kook is a female

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 8 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #928,784

@928,696 (H)
I no longer have them
I meant they are irritating. They pull and shit

Mr. Ray Parker Jr. joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 48 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #928,804

@928,696 (H)

> what do you mean?
>
> the nipple piercing is kind of hot
> like you are a bad girl
> and now I have to punish you
> and put you in your place
>
> you had them can I see it?

why do you equate nipple piercings with bad

Syntax joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #928,816

@previous (Mr. Ray Parker Jr.)
He means bad like cool see Michael Jackson song Bad —- a Good Friend of mines .. met just once but had a good lot of Fun

Syntax joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #928,818

@previous (Syntax)

Anonymous K replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #928,826

@previous (Syntax)
I didn’t know you were friends with Michael Jackson? Did you suck his pole for Jizz Jazz?

Mr. Ray Parker Jr. replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #928,836

@928,816 (Syntax)

> He means bad like cool see Michael Jackson song Bad —- a Good Friend of mines .. met just once but had a good lot of Fun

since when are people punished for being cool
also you have some weird fuckin friends

Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #928,839

@previous (Mr. Ray Parker Jr.)
Thy suk suk SUKEE his Pole and than ate hims HOLE!!

Anon X-1 replied with this 7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #928,861

@previous (Syntax)
Matt why do you insist on pretending to be a truly successful Syntax.

Anonymous K replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #928,865

@previous (Anon X-1)
Why does Syntax pretend to not be Syntax?

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #928,866

@previous (K)
That is for us to know and for you to find out. (Or never know)

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #928,899

@928,784 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

He never posted the dick he's full of shit

Big Daddy Derek™ !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #928,902

@928,696 (H)
Randomly mashing the carriage return whilst typing is an symptom of autism. Thanks.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #928,903

@928,899 (N)
I agree. It might even be one of our resident perverts

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