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Topic: I just sneezed and sprayed blood all over myself because somehow the sneeze triggered a nosebleed

Meta !Sober//iZs started this discussion 7 years ago #79,703

FUCK ?

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Mr. Ray Parker Jr. joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #928,491

?

Mr. Ray Parker Jr. double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #928,492

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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #928,498

OWNED

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 59 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #928,541

High blood pressure?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #928,546

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Meta !Sober//iZs (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 44 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #928,556

@928,541 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Haven't tested it in a couple weeks but the last few times I have it's been in the 130/90 range. Not super healthy but it shouldn't be high enough to start popping blood vessels.

I think it's from overuse of steroid nasal spray to cope with allergies.

Meta !Sober//iZs (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 40 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #928,557

@928,546 (E)
Pretty much this except I'm a lot fatter than Beavis.

Meta !Sober//iZs (OP) triple-posted this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #928,560

Probably AIDS ?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 36 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #928,569

Alcohol prevents that kind of shit..

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #928,576

@previous (F)

Alcohol is a blood thinner, if anything it increases the likelihood of it.

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #928,578

@previous (G)
ok...well...I haven't had a nosebleed in years..

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #929,138

@previous (F)

Maybe it has something to do with you repeatedly having cum sprayed in your face.

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #929,143

@previous (G)
I sure do love squirting my juice on your mother's tits and face..

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #929,145

@OP
If this happens again, then you should probably lobby for the inclusion of a bloody sneeze emoji so you have an appropriate way of communicating your condition to people in pictures over the Internet.

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 4 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #929,146

@929,143 (F)

We all know the only action you get is giving out BJs on the corner of Gay st. and Magnolia.

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #929,150

@previous (G)
you're just mad cause I put a paper bag on your mom's head when I satisfy her womanly urges..

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #929,152

@previous (F)

I'm perfectly clam, dude.

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #929,155

@previous (G)
your mom says you always cry when she tells you how I made her bruise herself on the headboard of the bed..

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Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #929,167

@previous (F)

You haven't been intimate with a woman in years, fakebert.

Mr. Ray Parker Jr. replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #929,169

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> I'm perfectly clam, dude.

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Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #929,190

@929,167 (G)
it's not been that many years...I was homeless a few times and other times I was sick and I have been busy working also..

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #929,192

@previous (F)

So, you admit you've never done it with any of our mothers. That'll be all, thanks.
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