Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 43 seconds later[^][v]#927,918
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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^][v]#927,923
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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 40 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^][v]#927,925
Clyde is many things to many people. Arguably, Clyde is entirely what you make of him.
If you want Clyde to be a local snarker, then that's what he'll be. If you want him to be the helpless victim of your witty PMs, then that's what he is. If you want him to be your buddy, then he is.
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Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#927,933
@OP
Your constant rebuffals are a sad state of affairs.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#927,949
I don't befriend people online or anywhere. I hate human existence so much and it's fun and easy to take it out on a bunch of dumb, needy Minichanners.
tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 46 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#927,954
Clyde and I, for one, are already very good friends.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 24 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#927,957
You have to earn his love, thanks.
Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#927,981
Send him 10,000 PMs and he won't be able to stop thinking about you.