Topic: 42 clean Christian jokes that will make you laugh in a positively spiritual way
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U started this discussion 7 years ago #79,631
"He will yet fill your mouth with laughter and your lips with shouts of joy" - Job 8:21
https://thoughtcatalog.com/january-nelson/2018/03/42-clean-christian-jokes-that-will-make-you-laugh-in-a-positively-spiritual-way/
Let's try and keep the humor on Minichan clean, ok everyone? God bless us all! Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #927,831
The Catholic Church in the name of Jesus Christ molests children.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #927,833
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang the picture.
Matt joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 40 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #927,843
Lol
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #927,849
@OP
Suck my pre-cum saturated dick!
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #927,873
3. Why are atoms Catholic?
Because they have mass, unlike the Protestant heretics.
Sheila LaBoof double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #927,874
14. What kind of car does Jesus typically drive?
A Christler.
haha that's pretty fuckin good, thanks Lord
Sheila LaBoof triple-posted this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #927,875
26. Who do mice pray to?
Cheesus.
fuckin' genoius
Sheila LaBoof quadruple-posted this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #927,876
January Nelson
January Nelson is a writer, editor, dreamer, and occasional exotic dancer. Her work has appeared on Facebook, ...
WTF
beckle joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 47 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #927,880
@927,849 (E)
> Suck my pre-cum saturated dick!
Who's precum is it
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 18 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #927,884
@previous (beckle)
Jesus Christs.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 29 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #927,889
@927,876 (Sheila LaBoof)
Seems legit.
Anonymous I is a writer, editor, dreamer, and wearer of underpants. His work has appeared on Facebook, Twitter, Minichan, and his mom's fridge. Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #927,901
I laughed in a postively atheistic way.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #927,911
@927,875 (Sheila LaBoof)
Blasphemy
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