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Topic: Matt, would you consider sleeping with a fat, ugly British woman...

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #79,620

Externally hosted image...if she promised to sit on your face with her big, fat, hairy, shitty arsehole directly over your mouth?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 18 minutes later[^] [v] #927,716

@OP

Who's Matt?

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #927,718

What about Emma Watson?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #927,729

@927,716 (B)
You

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #927,788

@previous (D)
Nope.

Matt joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #927,789

Yes.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 28 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #927,790

@927,716 (B)

> Who's Matt?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #927,791

@previous (G)
Flush a toilet to discover.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 45 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #927,792

You can quit your obsession any day now, you autistic fuckwit...

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 49 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #927,799

@927,791 (H)
Hi Lynne! I thought you had a business meeting?

Matt replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #927,800

@previous (E)
He’s drinking a Jizz Jazz with lobster claw garnish before afternoon nap time begins. He likes to chug it quickly so he has a full diaper when his male attendant Bruce changes his Adult Depends.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #927,801

@927,789 (Matt)
The real Matt would want her sitting reverse so that the vulva is over his mouth, then his flared nostrils would be on the butthole to savor any and all escaping gas. You sir are an impostor!

Matt replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #927,802

@previous (J)
I’m Evil Matt, his dark and twisted twin.
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