Topic: Why do men from Wyoming wear jeans with buttons on the fly?
Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #79,570
Because sheep run when they hear a zipper!Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #927,262
Could you imagine accidentally pissing yourself because you had to pee and you couldn't get all the buttons undone fast enough ?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 39 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #927,266
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #927,268
0/10 grow up n leave
Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #927,273
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #927,278
@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
I don't know. If you're dumb enough to buy those pants you probably deserve to pee yourself.
I don't know. If you're dumb enough to buy those pants you probably deserve to pee yourself.
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #927,281
I wonder if they sell rape-resistant fly fasteners and market them as such
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #927,283
@927,262 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
I don't hold my pee so long that four buttons would risk me peeping my pants
I don't hold my pee so long that four buttons would risk me peeping my pants
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Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 8 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #927,284
@927,281 (Sheila LaBoof)
That would take all the fun out of hiding fish hooks in the folds of your clothing.
That would take all the fun out of hiding fish hooks in the folds of your clothing.
Mr. Ray Parker Jr. joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #927,309
@927,273 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
> I mean like these.
button flies can usually be kinda yanked open
the real issue is undoing an uncooperative drawstring when you gotta go
> I mean like these.
button flies can usually be kinda yanked open
the real issue is undoing an uncooperative drawstring when you gotta go
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 8 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #927,348
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #927,532
Ugh I just noticed the guy's hair wtf