Topic: Megamillions

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #79,543

Who here has the winning ticket(s)?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #927,016

What kind of fool wastes money on the lottery?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #927,017

That's a dirty way to become rich. I'd literally rather get rich from robbing banks every day for a month than to become rich playing the lottery.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #927,021

@927,016 (B)

> What kind of fool wastes money on the lottery?

You have to play in order to win

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #927,022

@previous (A)
For the $654 million Mega Million jackpot, your chance of winning is 1 in 302.6 million.
1 in 302.6 million.
1 in 302.6 million.
1 in 302.6 million.
1 in 302.6 million.
1 in 302.6 million.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #927,023

That’s really not too bad???? Not bad odds for amount of monies.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #927,024

@previous (A)
Bullshit.

Captain Kate Carr joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #927,026

@927,023 (A)
this is what gambling addicts actually believe

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #927,063

@927,022 (D)

> For the $654 million Mega Million jackpot, your chance of winning is 1 in 302.6 million.
> 1 in 302.6 million.
> 1 in 302.6 million.
> 1 in 302.6 million.
> 1 in 302.6 million.
> 1 in 302.6 million.

dude, dude, dude

if you buy TWO tickets, your chances DOUBLE

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #927,065

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
lol
2 in 302.6 Million.

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 20 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #927,074

@previous (B)
that's like, 1 in HALF of 302.6 million! a hell of an immprovement, like, by 200%!

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #927,080

That logic says if you buy 151 million tickets you'd have a 50/50 chance of winning.
It doesn't work that way.

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 9 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #927,134

that's even odds!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #927,261

WOW I just won. Peace y’all

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 38 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #927,264

@previous (A)
Please set up a fund to help pay minichan.org's extensive hosting and legal fees. Contact [email protected].

Thanks.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #927,269

@927,261 (A)
Please set up a fund to help pay the rising costs of feeding our pets. Contact [email protected].

Thanks.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #927,272

Look. I don’t have much time. I’m totally anonymous so who cares. Bottom line. How much for the site?

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #927,275

@previous (A)
$100,000/day

Anonymous J replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #927,276

@927,272 (A)
We'll have to get our agent to negotiate a price. Go down to the gas station. You'll see a guy in dirty clothes hanging around outside yelling at people. That's our agent. The ragged clothing and crazy ranting is just part of his cover. Don't pay attention to that. Negotiate a price with him. Give him whatever he asks for. When you come back, the Minichan control codes will be waiting for you in a PM.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #927,277

@927,272 (A)
Speak to our legal counsel to discuss the terms for purchasing this web site. Thanks.

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #927,280

@927,261 (A)
hey that's swell