Topic: John Mayer has butthole eyes, like Matt Miller
Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #79,526
Discuss.Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #926,801
Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #926,803
Matt, do you have Jewish ancestry? It's a common cause of butthole eyes.
Chef Indy !jOIHFwL8Xk joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #926,863
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #926,865
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 20 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #926,871
Hall and Oates
I see you, you see me
Watch you blowing the lines when you're making a scene
Oh, girl, you've got to know
What my head overlooks the senses will show
To my heart, when it's watching for lies
You can't escape my
Butthole eyes
They're watching you
They see your every move
Butthole eyes
They're watching you
Butthole eyes
They're watching you
Watching you
Watching you
Watching you
I see you, you see me
Watch you blowing the lines when you're making a scene
Oh, girl, you've got to know
What my head overlooks the senses will show
To my heart, when it's watching for lies
You can't escape my
Butthole eyes
They're watching you
They see your every move
Butthole eyes
They're watching you
Butthole eyes
They're watching you
Watching you
Watching you
Watching you
Mr. Topo Gigio joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 57 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #926,878
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 year later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,206
Eagles
City girls just seem to find out early
How to open doors with just a smile
A rich old man and she won't have to worry
She'll dress up all in lace and go in style
Late at night a big old house gets lonely
I guess every form of refuge has its price
And it breaks her heart to think her love is only
Given to a man with hands as cold as ice
So she tells him she must go out for the evening
To comfort an old friend who's feelin' down
But he knows where she's goin' as she's leavin'
She is headed for the cheatin' side of town
You can't hide your butthole eyes
And your smile is a thin disguise
I thought by now you'd realize
There ain't no way to hide your butthole eyes
City girls just seem to find out early
How to open doors with just a smile
A rich old man and she won't have to worry
She'll dress up all in lace and go in style
Late at night a big old house gets lonely
I guess every form of refuge has its price
And it breaks her heart to think her love is only
Given to a man with hands as cold as ice
So she tells him she must go out for the evening
To comfort an old friend who's feelin' down
But he knows where she's goin' as she's leavin'
She is headed for the cheatin' side of town
You can't hide your butthole eyes
And your smile is a thin disguise
I thought by now you'd realize
There ain't no way to hide your butthole eyes
jodie !foster2PAQ replied with this 5 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,333
me and those butthole eyes of mine..
Glenn Fried joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,355
On the other side of town a boy is waiting
With fiery eyes and dreams no one could steal
She drives on through the night anticipating
A huge nigger cock gliding down her cum filled throat
She rushes to his arms, they fall together
She whispers that it's only for awhile
She swears that soon she'll be comin' back forever
She pulls away the huge nigger cock from her cum filled throat
You can't hide your lyin' eyes
And your smile is a thin disguise
I thought by now you'd realize
There ain't now way to hide a huge nigger cock down your cum filled throat.
With fiery eyes and dreams no one could steal
She drives on through the night anticipating
A huge nigger cock gliding down her cum filled throat
She rushes to his arms, they fall together
She whispers that it's only for awhile
She swears that soon she'll be comin' back forever
She pulls away the huge nigger cock from her cum filled throat
You can't hide your lyin' eyes
And your smile is a thin disguise
I thought by now you'd realize
There ain't now way to hide a huge nigger cock down your cum filled throat.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 18 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,519
@926,863 (Chef Indy !jOIHFwL8Xk)
I'm surprised you don't say you're Jewish when you mention your ethnicity (which has evolved from French-Spanish to French-Spanish-African to French-Spanish-African-Native-American). Are you ashamed of your Jewish ancestry? Or did you just forget?
I'm surprised you don't say you're Jewish when you mention your ethnicity (which has evolved from French-Spanish to French-Spanish-African to French-Spanish-African-Native-American). Are you ashamed of your Jewish ancestry? Or did you just forget?
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,542
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I have some Ashkenazim, yes. I am impressed that you kept track of it. that's some pro-level obsession. Did you know that Lynne bought a paid membership to ancestry.com to trace my lineage?
I have some Ashkenazim, yes. I am impressed that you kept track of it. that's some pro-level obsession. Did you know that Lynne bought a paid membership to ancestry.com to trace my lineage?
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,553
Matthew Miller. Kunming. China. Hehe.
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,593
@1,151,542 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
> Did you know that Lynne bought a paid membership to ancestry.com to trace my lineage?
I don't know who that person is.
> Did you know that Lynne bought a paid membership to ancestry.com to trace my lineage?
I don't know who that person is.
Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,625
@1,151,542 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
How do you know Syntax did that without being "obsessed" with him? ?
How do you know Syntax did that without being "obsessed" with him? ?
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,643
@1,151,542 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
How can he trace your lineage without your DNA? Are you really this stupid, or just obsessed with syntax?
How can he trace your lineage without your DNA? Are you really this stupid, or just obsessed with syntax?
dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,726
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,766
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,151,803
Matt is a jew? Wow so many things about him make so much more sense now