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Topic: They say playing classical music to babies will raise their IQ

Meta !Sober//iZs started this discussion 7 years ago #79,424

Does this work in adulthood? Can I raise my IQ a point or two by replacing dubstep with Bach?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 21 minutes later[^] [v] #925,576

It doesn't really even work for babies. The Mozart Effect is a spurious finding that a lot of people capitalized on by writing books. People broadening their horizons by trying to appreciate different kinds of music might result in them being more interesting people, but it won't make them geniuses.

Besides, everybody knows the smartest people all already listen to Slayer.

Mr William Ben joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #925,579

Mozart is just 18th century Skrillex

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 45 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #925,594

@925,576 (B)
Fact: the big 4 contains only two good bands. Anthrax and Slayer are garbage and borderline unlistenable.

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 43 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #925,604

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
They are only borderline unlistenable if you are unable to appreciate music. People who are broken inside say that. People who are unable to live a life full of joy and moments say that. People who can't appreciate all the beauty and noise and just bask in the glow of universe around them say things like that. Awaken from your dreamy state! Right now you are like some medieval peasant staring up agape at a grand new world stretching out before you, uncomprehending and scared. Embrace it. It won't hurt. Open your heart and learn love again. You still have time to change.

Mr William Ben replied with this 7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #925,608

> smart people
> guitar music

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #925,654

@925,594 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> Fact: the big 4 contains only two good bands. Anthrax and Slayer are garbage and borderline unlistenable.

You’re very aggressive and close minded with regards to your opinions on music. I don’t like metal to be fair but you take it to another level with your constant declarations on what music is good or bad. It makes you seem very small minded and ignorant. My small interactions with you on these forums makes me believe you aren’t a very bright person which is funny because you carry yourself with a pompous and frankly a very boring and stoic attitude. I think you should seek psychiatric help because seem to have a lot of pent up agression and probably a lot of self loathing.

You are the equivalent of anthromorphized tomato.

Captain Kate Carr replied with this 7 years ago, 27 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #925,656

@previous (E)
Agree

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #925,658

@925,654 (E)
I blame the soy

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 42 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #925,687

@925,654 (E)
None of that makes any sense, and I don't actually take my posts seriously here but you do for some reason. I think that says more about you than me. Thanks for the diagnosis though.

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #925,688

Worth a try, I suppose, trying would likely raise your IQ score by 1/2 if the experiment fails.
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