Topic: Magic Genie appears, gives you a wish.

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #79,379

But he is a fat fucking dickhead so he will subvert all your wishes.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 31 minutes later[^] [v] #925,064

I wish for a giant pumpkin head.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 24 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #925,066

@previous (B)

You're forced to suck a pumpkin's dick for years.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #925,130

@previous (A)
hahaha that genie got played like a bitch!!! That's exactly what I wanted!

chili dog !mHtv0sSTrg joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #925,166

lol

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #925,168

I wish I was Bert.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #925,170

@previous (E)
You are now Bert in every cycle of the universe.

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 9 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #925,228

I wish for less genies

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #925,266

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)

Granted. You are transported to the time before the Universe, where you float in the darkness alone for the rest of your natural life.

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 7 years ago, 35 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #925,289

@previous (A)
How long would my natural life be if there were no way to judge the passage of time? Would I then become bored, and great the universe, becoming god?

Anon X-1 joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #925,294

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
https://www.livescience.com/61914-stephen-hawking-neil-degrasse-tyson-beginning-of-time.html

If you read top to bottom which is worth it because it's a fast read.

Before the Big Bang there is something - Impossible to actually define. You will end up competing with that almost nothing. Then the Big Bang Orgasm happens and you end up as something.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #925,323

@925,289 (Dead !Pool..v42s)

You would probably expire quite quickly tbf

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