Topic: What the fuck is this shit.

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #7,935

Has this ever came out of your penis/vagina?
The color is a mixture of clear and brown, feels slimy, as far as smell goes...I was too much of a pussy to smell it. I was holding it quite closely to my face when I was observing this strange substance so I assume it didn't have any malodorous odour.

Also, it's not that shiny and there wasn't that much. I also had water on my hands so yeah.

Poll option	Votes	Percentage
Yes. I am also freaked out by it.	1	6%
No. What the fuck is that nasty shit, OP.	9	53%
WOAH OP! That is so hot. I want that all over my beard. ;)	7	41%

dreamworks joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #137,875

wtf m8

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #137,880

@previous (dreamworks)
I know right.

dreamworks replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #137,884

@previous (A)

swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #137,888

You are probably menstruating. Go to your local library for more information.

Fuck you Brian Wilson joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #137,892

what the fuck, carebear
what the fuck

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #137,899

@137,888 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
> You are probably menstruating. Go to your local library for more information.

No! This isn't menstruation. I noticed that it comes when I don't masturbate for a long time. Also, I googled it once and apparently it's dead protein. But, I'm not sure if it actually is dead protein and not also sure WHY it comes out.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #137,907

@previous (A)
http://www.momswhothink.com/womens-health/brown-vaginal-discharge.html

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #137,916

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
WHAT THE FUCK I AM TEARING WHAT IS THIS SHIT. THIS SHIT IS SCARY.

> Some common conditions causing brown vaginal discharge include: cervical cancer, Pelvic Inflammatory Disease (PID), perimenopause, menopause, or sexually transmitted diseases like gonorrhea, Chlamydia or vaginal warts.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #137,920

@previous (A)
Calm down. It's normal.

dreamworks replied with this 15 years ago, 18 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #137,923

inb4 careba dead

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #137,929

@137,920 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Oh. Has this ever happened to you? Also, what is it made out of? and what is the technical term for this slimy substance?

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #137,930

That came out of your vagina? I saw it once in a homemade masturbation movie. I was like "WTF?" It looked like a big wad of snot. This is now the second time I've seen it. I still don't even.

dreamworks replied with this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #137,931

@137,929 (A)
throw it at people/dogs

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #137,934

@137,929 (A)
Mucous

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #137,937

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Yes, and old uterine tissue outline. O.o omg!

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #137,938

@137,930 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Yes, it did.

protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #137,949

FAO OP http://www.beautifulcervix.com/

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #137,958

@137,929 (A)
It might have at ssome point. I do know people who it has happened to.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #137,967

Isn't masturbation a method of the body to clean itself? if so, what if someone doesn't masturbate? how do the fluids come out. through urine? O.o

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #137,975

@previous (A)
No, it is not a method to cleanse yourself. Which fluids do you mean?

Handel !khEOdtKF56 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #137,976

One of the main reason I'm happy to be the proud owner of a penis: Nasty shit not coming out of my vagina.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #137,979

@137,975 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Oh. Was it menstrual periods then? o.O

Fuck you Brian Wilson replied with this 15 years ago, 8 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #137,980

carebear why do you have to do this
why do you feel compelled to take pictures of gross vagina shit and talk about your bloody diarrhea
i don't like you

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #137,982

@137,979 (A)
Yes. It usually happens when your period is late.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #137,984

@137,980 (Fuck you Brian Wilson)
i dont see it any more gross than you posting cumbeards.

Fuck you Brian Wilson replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #137,987

@previous (A)
but it's NOT MY FACE COVERED IN CUM THAT I'M POSTING

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #137,988

@137,984 (A)
It isn't anymore gross then that.

Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #137,994

I have no words for this situation. Just; lol.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 20 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #137,997

@137,987 (Fuck you Brian Wilson)
so? it's still really gross and that's why you post it. ;)
Not much is taboo for me, sadly.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #137,998

fapfapfapfapfap

Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #138,001

Fuck you Brian Wilson replied with this 15 years ago, 7 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #138,002

@137,997 (A)
i just think it's gross to talk about your bloody diarrhea and brown discharge
it's not a what is and isn't taboo thing
you've just crossed a line

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 11 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #138,003

@137,997 (A)
It's not a big deal.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #138,016

@138,002 (Fuck you Brian Wilson)
i dont see anything wrong with it. O.o people post things about all sorts of strange/useless shit all the time.

i've crossed your line. not a line. :p

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #138,020

@138,003 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
i know right!

Fuck you Brian Wilson replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #138,022

@138,016 (A)
durr ok

RonPaul2012 !4EB6xd.Oos joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 48 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #138,105

srsly carebear is 100% trailer trash gutter slut pig disgusting. feral bushpig dog mole

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #138,116

@previous (RonPaul2012 !4EB6xd.Oos)

Everyone shut up and pay attention! The PEDOPHILE is judging someone!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #138,120

@138,105 (RonPaul2012 !4EB6xd.Oos)
o

protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #138,122

Iâ€™ll verify that OP is free to post anything about her anus or vagina.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #138,123

@138,116 (C)
lol

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #138,126

Sometimes weird stuff comes out when I sneeze

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #138,128

It's nigger semen, OP. That's why it's brown.

Fuck you Brian Wilson replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #138,137

@138,105 (RonPaul2012 !4EB6xd.Oos)

> trailer trash gutter slut pig disgusting. feral bushpig dog mole

favorite insult ever
lololol

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #138,152

@OP

I would grow a beard, like Taliban style fist length, just to use that liquid as a conditioner for it. Hot stuff OP. Hot stuff.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #138,164

@138,128 (N)
lol'd.
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Ooooooooh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhh~

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #138,168

@previous (A)
Fuck yeah. I would think it would make the hair shine and stiffen a little but still retain some measure of softness. Also I would imagine that the taste would be quite pleasant.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 26 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #138,239

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Of course, it came from a holy vagina.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #138,242

@previous (A)
Inshallah

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #138,254

I found a picture of @OP trash can.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #138,257

@previous (P)
lolololol! Her vagina is so clean, you can eat off of it.

(Edited 9 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 27 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #138,283

@138,254 (P)
lol
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
but it is :'D

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #138,284

@138,257 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
[insert cunnilingus joke here]

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #138,291

The pic from the OP is now my wallpaper on my computer, my iPhone, and the cover of this year's Xmas card.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #138,304

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
it's HIV cum
> high V
> high 5
HI 5!!!

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #138,305

@previous (A)
Hi fucking 5 babe. The best part of AIDS is catching it!!! I also fapped furiously to that pic.

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #138,308

Carebear, you make me laugh! And cry, because that shit don't look healthy o_O
One time I was masturbating and a whole bunch of smegma came out of my vagina. I hadn't masturbated in a couple months, probably. It was FUCKING EW!

protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #138,310

I can tell by the pixels

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #138,311

@138,305 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
All day, err' day.
@138,308 (Q)
The who? I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #138,313

@previous (A)
Mi corazon

Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #138,314

@138,311 (A)
> The who? I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU.
I know :c I mostly lurk. sry 4 creeping

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #138,317

@previous (Q)
yeah, yeah! that's what they all say.
@138,313 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Haha. :')

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #138,319

@previous (A)
No skype tonite?

Doll !jEsTERxAng joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #138,322

@138,311 (A)
Hey Hun? Get a doctors appointment. That does not look good. Have you had your period lately?

Answer anon joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #138,325

@138,317 (A)
That is your breakfast juice. Save it for tomorrow with crumpets and tea.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #138,329

@previous (Answer anon)
Hot

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #138,332

@138,319 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Been watching documentaries and listening to music all day. :'| I'm on now though! :D
@138,322 (Doll !jEsTERxAng)
Yeah I get my period EVERY SINGLE MONTH. O.o But yeah, i'll get it checked out soon.
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
You know it! ;)

Doll !jEsTERxAng replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #138,334

@previous (A)
In the last week? Might be left over dead blood.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #138,335

@previous (Doll !jEsTERxAng)
nope i think i had my period 2 - 3 weeks ago. not sure!

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #138,336

@138,332 (A)
Which documentaries?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #138,338

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
umm like 2 episodes (50mins long each wololo) about planets
another 2 documentaries about marijuana.

Anonymous P replied with this 15 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #139,649

lolbump

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #139,654

@previous (P)
It should be stickied.

Anonymous P replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #139,656

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
It's sticky enough already.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #139,659

@previous (P)
I would like to use something like that to seal an envelope but it would be impossible because I would end up licking it anyways.

Anonymous P replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #139,660

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #139,661

@previous (P)
I'm a doctor of journalism.

And I really enjoy the flavor of the envelope adhesive.

(Edited 52 seconds later.)

Anonymous P replied with this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #139,662

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
You may need a lawyer.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #139,663

@previous (P)
Even a goddamn werewolf is entitled to legal counsel.

protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #139,689

@139,656 (P)
@139,659 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I love you two so hard ;_;

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #139,694

@previous (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
I love you man. Really. If I died RIGHT NOW I would let you have every single jar of urine I own.

hamfist !!mtq555+/1 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #139,697

Jesus fucking christ Carebear

Anonymous P replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #139,699

@139,689 (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
Dick move.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #139,704

This is one of the many reasons I will never meet you in real life.

protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #139,717

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> This is one of the many reasons I would perform cunnilingus on your unshowered self.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #139,719

@previous (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
I would rather perform oral sex on my dead grandma and she wasn't even that hot when she was alive.

Anonymous P replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #139,731

@139,704 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> Implying there's anything wrong with a girl that is in touch with herself.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #139,734

@139,719 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> I would rather perform oral sex on my dead grandma and she wasn't even that hot when she was alive.

Probably NO POSSIBLY the hottest thing I have ever heard not said in a brothel

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #139,753

@139,731 (P)
I don't want to hear about all the shit that oozes out of her disgusting vagina.

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

Anonymous P replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #139,777

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
So you will never stick your penis inside a vagina? Because, they all secrete crap like this.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #139,780

@previous (P)
I will gladly stick my dick in a vagina but I don't want to hear about how her vagina leaks weird shit.

protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #139,820

@139,777 (P)

> Because, they all secrete crap like this.

QFT

Anonymous N replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #139,825

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #139,827

@139,777 (P)

> So you will never stick your penis inside a vagina? Because, they all secrete crap like this. And real men enjoy and prefer good secretions.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #139,862

...I was eating a cookie when I read this.
Now I can't finish my cookie.

Fuck you. :(

Green joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #139,866

vagina was leak white shit :(

Anonymous Z-2 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #139,870

You are supposed to spread it on your toast, OP.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #139,887

@previous (Z-2)
Don't you ever laugh as the hearse goes by
For you may be the next to die
They wrap you in a big white sheet
From your head down to your feet
They put you in a big black box
And cover you up with dirt and rocks
All goes well for about a week
But then the coffin begins to leak
The worms crawl in
The worms crawl out
The worms play pinnacle on your snout
They eat your eyes
They eat your nose
They eat the jelly between your toes
A great big worm with rolling eyes
Crawls in your stomach and out your eyes
Your stomach turns a slimy green
And puss pours out like whipping cream
You put it on a slice of bread
And that's what you eat when you are dead.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #139,894

@139,862 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Like anything could gross you out.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #139,916

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Carebear's vagina secretions can. My cookie tastes weird. :(

dreamworks replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #139,919

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
100 et

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #139,920

@139,916 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Oh. I never would have guessed.

Anais joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 16 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #140,729

Carebear, that is...interesting. Can we have a series please? Photo of each stage of your discharge process? Thanks.

Minichan