Topic: If you were murdered, whom should the police be looking at as a suspect?

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #79,298

Whether it's a minichan poster or not. Whom do you think would kill you?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #924,287

One of the many pissed off pedophiles of the Catholic Church.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #924,290

Lynne G. Mangosteen

Syntax joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #924,291

Most likely the father of one of the pubescent "eye candy" little girls I lust after.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #924,292

@previous (Syntax)
Matt Matt Matt. Given everyone knows you're a pedophile and given you can type in the word Syntax, yet all you will ever be is a total failure.
Should we remind you that your eye candy was Tryptch, among many others.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 22 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #924,296

@previous (E)
can't you both be pedophiles??

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #924,299

@previous (F)
Why not ask your own parents that question.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #924,302

They would be looking at Minichan posters, for sure. Matt and Syntax would be the prime suspects. The police would reasonably assume that I was a pawn that got offed in their grand game of obsession.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #924,305

@previous (H)
Why are you obsessed about being offed.

Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #924,307

@previous (I)
It should be everyone's obsession. If we're offed, we can't achieve our Ideal Alpha States.

Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #924,308

@previous (H)
Remind me to not hang around you.

Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 28 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #924,309

@previous (I)
I won't off you.

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #924,320

@924,299 (G)

> Why not ask your own parents that question.

why matt and syntax can't both be pedophiles?? they don't even know you guys