Topic: Show me the cow
Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #79,261
Otherwise, consider me a soyboy 'cause I ain't drinking milk from a cow I've never met before...
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #923,954
Touching the cow is the first step.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #923,955
@previous (B)
I mean, I have no reason to touch it unless I'm pulling the udders, which I'd rather not.
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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #923,971
@previous (A)
> I mean, I have no reason to touch it unless I'm pulling the udders, which I'd rather not.
do it now
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #924,029
@previous (C)
But I just really don't wanna...
Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #924,030
@previous (A)
> But I just really don't wanna...Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #924,111
@923,954 (B)
I want to touch Triptych there..
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #924,119
Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #924,122
@924,111 (D)
You'll just have to pretend.
Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 25 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #924,127
@previous (B)
I can definitely afford a ticket to canada and some jello pudding pops...if you know what I mean..
Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #924,132
@previous (D)
Canada
does have cows to touch.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #924,159

You know why Cleopatra took milk baths?
She couldn’t find a cow tall enough for a milk shower!
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