Topic: I swear to God the next person who calls me "big guy" is gonna get stabbed

Meta !Sober//iZs started this discussion 7 years ago #79,248

MY NAME IS NOT FUCKING "BIG" FUCKING "GUY" YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKERS ?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 42 seconds later[^] [v] #923,840

It would be extremely painful.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #923,842

You mods still sharing your passwords wayyyyy 2much

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #923,845

wow people don't call me lil guy

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 29 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #923,855

Ask people to call you 'slim jim' or 'little Larry' like an ironic nickname. It's funny so they might go with it.

(Edited 17 seconds later.)

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #923,859

Sup big guy?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #923,861

More like Obese Guy.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #923,863

Better idea. Like in fight club when he's leaves fight club rules in the photocopier, leave a page of your manifesto where you go on to write about how you're going to shoot your co-workers if they call you fat.

Just make sure you're not the only fat guy in the office or it'll be obvious it's you.

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 37 seconds later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #923,865

@923,855 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)

> Ask people to call you 'slim jim' or 'little Larry' like an ironic nickname. It's funny so they might go with it.

it's not funny

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #923,866

@previous (D)

I used to know a guy we called Big Al because he was five two

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #923,870

@923,865 (D)
Mate, you have no office banter so you most likely can't see the funny side.

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #923,943

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)

> Mate, you have no office banter so you most likely can't see the funny side.

you are bad at banter and being funny. i bet you get pity laughs

Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #923,946

@previous (D)

Oh boo hoo the guy was being friendly, let's make an autistic joke

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #923,969

@previous (H)

> Oh boo hoo the guy was being friendly, let's make an autistic joke

what

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #924,107

@OP

But you're a big guy..

Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 42 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #924,124

@923,969 (D)

I was stoned and thinking of the guy who called his coworker thirsty like the dog. Sorry.

Anonymous J replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #924,125

@previous (H)
that doesn't even make sense..

Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #924,130

@previous (J)

Yes it does you just have shit forum memory

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 44 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #924,133

@924,124 (H)
what I don't remember this either
thirsty like the dog like hungry like the wolf?

Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #924,135

@previous (D)

The salesman

Oh this guy is thirsty like the dog

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #924,137

@previous (H)

> The salesman
>
> Oh this guy is thirsty like the dog

what

Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #924,138

@previous (D)
Ugh

http://minichan.org/topic/76148

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 38 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #924,142

@previous (H)
wow it was thirstier than the dog
totally different but also funny

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #924,145

Have you ever stabbed someone?

Anonymous J replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #924,151

@previous (K)
I'm not going to talk about that

wait...where you talking to me...there's no damn proof I stabbed anybody..

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #924,185

"big guy" sounds friendly I thought

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 34 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #924,192

Start calling people who say that something like "little man." And be super condescending. "Hey little man, coming through, dont get hurt!" And make sure you call him that in front of all the ladies. And have a saying, like, "little man, little hands, good to see you today." And just call him little and small all the time. And always ask him if he's big enough to eat all his lunch. And then call him a big guy whenever he eats all his food or picks up something heavy.

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #924,201

@previous (M)
> little man, little hands, good to see you today
say it all breathy

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