Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago#79,199
I'm a word criminal, I attack in the night. I'm up late tweeting on alien voting rights. I don't think it's cool and I don't think it's chill, that they could just come here and breed our women by the Millions and breathe all of our air, if you ask me outer space just isn't fair. I think we should all team up, form an alliance. When they come to greet us they'll be met by the defiance of our hundred-twenty country military squadron and Trump will ride in on a couple of quads and they certainly won't even think of coming a second time. We'll have the plans to wipe them out broadcast on prime time television and send the signals bouncing outward in 5G just to scare them. I'm tweeting now about the soon to come natural disasters and how we should all pray to our tectonic masters. By the way, we're on the brink of societal collapse and I've just announced a start-up to provide the next-gen warning apps to alert you daily of the inevitable. Download now and your friends will think you enviable. But let's not forget that it's not too late, if we all act now we can avoid meeting our fate. Press Like to Pray or Retweet to fill the collection plate. If you aren't feeling any better by now, you'll be glad to know that I've just Re-tweeted photos of Kardashian elbows. Are they too greasy or are they too darn dry? Vote in the poll below and we'll reveal to you the results, breaking down by demographics, who chose which insults. Fall is here and Winter is around the corner, it's time to bundle up. At Starbucks you'll get a free pumpkin spice latte if you remember your old cup. It's 2018 and I think we all should be recycling. That's why I separate my piss and shit, even though it can be frightening. With all the new Trump regulations you wouldn't want to invite state violence. Tell my one black friend who's been shot that budgets are tightening. Trump himself, right now DM'd me, just to let me know... that my mic is open... oh shit, I gotta go!