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Topic: Line of the day

Sheila LaBoof started this discussion 7 years ago #79,175

"Does cat Jesus have 10 lives or 18?"

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 40 minutes later[^] [v] #923,100

The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long. Jesus had half a life times four. So cat Jesus has 36 lives.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #923,102

@previous (B)
You're adding too many variables. So light doubles as time decreases by half? What do I do with the light and time variables? Can I set light equal to life by John 14:6? That adds extra 'way' and 'truth' values that I can't cancel out at the end. If he had half a life times four, then he has two life. How did he get 36 lives for becoming a cat? Cats just multiply by nine. Did Jesus grind for a couple levels before the cat transformation to get those extra lives? Is there some double-doubler bonus bullshit Jesus bought to make his 18 lives double again?

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Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 11 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #923,194

@previous (C)
Jesus paid for the DLC.
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