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tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later[^][v]#922,333
yeah I didn't get one either
squeegee joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^][v]#922,334
What text?
squeegee double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^][v]#922,335
Oh fuck I got it, I thought that shit was an amber alert and ignored it. The fuck dude.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^][v]#922,338
I imagine he'll soon arrange it so that his tweets are texted to everyone's phones. Time to look into blocking these if you don't want a steady stream of nonsense coming into your phone.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^][v]#922,339
i got it and was mildly annoyed and alarmed
Anonymous E double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^][v]#922,340
like why is it called a presidential alert
like a fitness test
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^][v]#922,342
lol. Didn't recieve.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 32 minutes after the original post[^][v]#922,345
@Everyone
Turn off Amber alerts and you won't receive such things in the future.
(Edited 42 seconds later.)
Syntax joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 31 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[^][v]#922,346
I receive confrense call RE: Space Force from President Trump
Miss FAITH OKEKE joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#922,352
@922,335 (squeegee)
Amber alerts make your phone go crazy
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#922,399
@922,335 (squeegee)
You need to look at Amber Alerts, dude
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 7 years ago, 34 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#922,400
@922,345 (A)
The fuck. Don't tell people to turn off Amber Alerts
Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#922,403
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC) @922,399 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
children schmildren
Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#922,404
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC triple-posted this 7 years ago, 41 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#922,419
@922,408 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
I keep my phone on vibrate anyway
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 28 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#922,427
@922,409 (Omen !!gg89Kgn2v)
That's because Trump texted you personally, which doesn't surprise me.
Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#922,428
my name is marciana put a do what to see the presidet plz donald trup
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#922,431
There was no way to reply to it. It felt very one-sided.
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#922,462
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
My favorite part was that it said you could just ignore these. Nice public introduction to the system there.
squeegee replied with this 7 years ago, 57 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#922,467
@922,417 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I'm not a child though, so. Why bother? Also, I dont believe you.
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cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#922,471
@922,400 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
There was an Amber Alert recently that said a child had been taken by a man in a car of unknown make and model. No description. The fuck am I supposed to do with that? "Hello 911 I just saw a man and a child in a car pls come quickly thank you"??
They're always super far away from me too
cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE double-posted this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#922,472
@922,400 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Also I'm surprised you care about abducted children! I mean this in the kindest way possible.
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#922,474
@922,471 (cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE)
Usually, the alerts I get are for a neighboring county. The only time an amber alert was in the same area as I was, it matched my car make and color and the freeway I was driving on. Only the license plate was different.
cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#922,475
@previous (O)
Close call! What'd you do with the kid's body?
Anonymous O replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#922,477
@previous (cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE)
I was driving to work and not in the process of kidnapping children. Luckily, everyone is like you and doesn't check amber alerts. I made it to work just fine.
(Edited 1 minute later.)
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 6 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^][v]#922,501
@922,467 (squeegee)
Look it up if you don't believe
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 7 years ago, 38 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^][v]#922,502
@922,472 (cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE)
Everyone cares about something
Miss FAITH OKEKE replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 18 hours after the original post[^][v]#922,525