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Topic: rats have poor vision, reportedly 20/600

Sheila LaBoof started this discussion 7 years ago #79,070

I propose setting up a charitable foundation to fund the fitting of these little fellas with spectacles.

Sheila LaBoof (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #922,181

ah shit nevermind
http://www.ratbehavior.org/RatVision.htm#Glasses

ok how about little canes, something

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #922,184

These poor little guys are getting their tails cut off out there.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #922,189

In China Rats with poor vision end up in One Hung Lo's Wok.

One Hung Lo calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I
sick, headache, stomach ache, legs hurt, I no come work."


The boss says, "You know something, Hung Lo, I really need you
today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me
sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."


Two hours later Hung Lo calls again. "I do what you say, I feel
great. I be work soon..... you got nice house."

(Edited 27 seconds later.)

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 48 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #922,197

@previous (C)
Shut the fuck up Syntax.

Miss FAITH OKEKE joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #922,241

What about monocles

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #922,282

@previous (Miss FAITH OKEKE)
Will you perchance, purchase a monocle paid from your 2 million dollar inheritance, and wear it while driving your Rolls-Royce Phantom?

Miss FAITH OKEKE replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #922,348

@previous (F)
i have not inherited anything and i do not have a car or a vehicle of any type. thanks.

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 21 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #922,585

@previous (Miss FAITH OKEKE)
Sure Matt. Backtracking on your lies now?
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