Topic: What if I want to be abducted by aliens?
Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #79,043
How can I maximize my odds of getting abducted??
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 25 seconds later[^] [v] #921,917
Note that I will be wearing a Go Pro.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #921,924
Advertise on Craigs list. Say you want your anus probed.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #921,925
Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #921,929
You need to pop a bunch of ativan and wash it down with a couple bottles of cheap wine and a couple Cymbaltæ™.
Instead of the Go Pro, get a blurry, grainy, pixelated, cheap netbook webcam and put a fan behind your curtains for maximum effect.
Instead of the Go Pro, get a blurry, grainy, pixelated, cheap netbook webcam and put a fan behind your curtains for maximum effect.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 26 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #921,934
@OP
Catherine.
Catherine.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #921,947
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 3 days later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #922,641
Update I have still not been abducted :(
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 29 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #922,647
tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #922,649
Is your ass ?-ready, for starters?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #922,653
@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Like your ass would ever be as clean as mine. You can have all the butt sex in the world that you want, but mine will always be the cleanest.
Like your ass would ever be as clean as mine. You can have all the butt sex in the world that you want, but mine will always be the cleanest.
ninjj joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 34 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #922,658
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