Topic: Triptych: 50 bucks to boof on my face. Deal?
Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #79,009
If she turns me down then Kook: 30 bucks to boof on my face. Deal?
Christine Blasey Ford joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #921,554
Sniffing Boofing-poots™ is rape
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #921,558
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 14 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #921,668
60 bucks?
Harold Bumbo joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #921,696
I love girl boofs
Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #921,722
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #921,888
I farted right in this dogs face
I didnt know she was following me around :c
Her owner is boy-of-the-...month?week? tho and he thought it was hilarious at least
I didnt know she was following me around :c
Her owner is boy-of-the-...month?week? tho and he thought it was hilarious at least
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #921,999
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
how do you come to the conclusion that a dog thinks something was humorous..
how do you come to the conclusion that a dog thinks something was humorous..
Anonymous F double-posted this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #922,000
damn it...my little quip would have been quite the zinger had they both been bitches..
Anonymous F triple-posted this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #922,001
pretty fucked up you get all moist over Matt's poof mutterings and answer his post and not mine..
tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #922,002
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #922,008
@921,999 (F)
I said her owner, who currently lives in my bed, found it hilarious
@922,001 (F)
You have some stupid fucking ideas about what gets people "moist"
I said her owner, who currently lives in my bed, found it hilarious
@922,001 (F)
You have some stupid fucking ideas about what gets people "moist"
Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #922,026
@922,001 (F)
> You have some stupid fucking ideas about what gets people "moist"
meant it in a figure of speech way..
I wish you didn't insist on thinking of me like the 'christians' think of 'the devil'..
> You have some stupid fucking ideas about what gets people "moist"
meant it in a figure of speech way..
I wish you didn't insist on thinking of me like the 'christians' think of 'the devil'..
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #922,028
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 40 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #922,033
@922,008 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Oh no, what happened to the needle junkie boxcar hobo old enough to be your dad? Did that not work out?
Oh no, what happened to the needle junkie boxcar hobo old enough to be your dad? Did that not work out?
Iris replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #922,066
@922,008 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Bert has no idea how to make a woman moist. He hasn't answered my question about the last time he was with a woman....
> NB4 Bert claims he was with my mom last night.
Bert has no idea how to make a woman moist. He hasn't answered my question about the last time he was with a woman....
> NB4 Bert claims he was with my mom last night.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #922,098
Syntax joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #922,102
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
> Do people often become fathers at the age of 7?
No but I've tried to make a few mothers out of them. Prepubescent eye-candy drives me wild!
> Do people often become fathers at the age of 7?
No but I've tried to make a few mothers out of them. Prepubescent eye-candy drives me wild!
Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #922,107
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #922,113
Also i think boofing means something else to me than it does to you
Syntax joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #922,121
Syntax double-posted this 7 years ago, 35 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #922,122
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 21 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #922,320
@922,113 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
> Also i think boofing means something else to me than it does to you
So wait, you meant you put a shot of vodka up that dog's ass?
> Also i think boofing means something else to me than it does to you
So wait, you meant you put a shot of vodka up that dog's ass?
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 29 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #922,327
@922,113 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Please note that i did not say i boofed that dog, i said i farted in her face
Please note that i did not say i boofed that dog, i said i farted in her face
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #922,329
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
But why did you randomly bring up farting in faces in a thread about boofing?
But why did you randomly bring up farting in faces in a thread about boofing?
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 46 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #922,344
@previous (A)
Because it is obvious from context that that is, or is close to, what you meant when you used the term boofing
Because it is obvious from context that that is, or is close to, what you meant when you used the term boofing
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 23 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #922,350
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #922,358
@922,344 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
> Because it is obvious from context that that is, or is close to, what you meant when you used the term boofing
It actually wasn't what I meant but very well, we can go with your interpretation. So, 50 bucks to fart in my face? (60 is now off the table since I'm not much into fartplay but apparently you are).
> Because it is obvious from context that that is, or is close to, what you meant when you used the term boofing
It actually wasn't what I meant but very well, we can go with your interpretation. So, 50 bucks to fart in my face? (60 is now off the table since I'm not much into fartplay but apparently you are).
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 12 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #922,487
Jon F. Kelly of Philadelphia joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #922,489
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 28 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #922,490
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 41 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #922,494
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #922,504
@922,487 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
> So what did you mean by boofing?
Boofing is an old Gaelic term meaning to recite love poetry (its root is 'boof', an onomatopoeic word representing the sudden expulsion of warm emotion). I was asking if you'd accept 50 bucks to gaze into my eyes and read me a sonnet. For some reason you took it into the gutter and started talking about fartplay. You have a very scatological mind.
> So what did you mean by boofing?
Boofing is an old Gaelic term meaning to recite love poetry (its root is 'boof', an onomatopoeic word representing the sudden expulsion of warm emotion). I was asking if you'd accept 50 bucks to gaze into my eyes and read me a sonnet. For some reason you took it into the gutter and started talking about fartplay. You have a very scatological mind.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #922,508
@previous (A)
Find me any dictionary entry, etymology, etc online that uses that word with that meaning.
Find me any dictionary entry, etymology, etc online that uses that word with that meaning.
(Edited 35 seconds later.)
Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #922,511
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #922,513
@922,508 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Will do. When do you need it by?
While I'm doing that, you find me a single etymological source other than yourself and Chief Perjurer of the Supreme Court Brett Kavanaugh which uses 'boof' as a synonym of 'fart'. Thanking you kindly my scatological little minx.
Will do. When do you need it by?
While I'm doing that, you find me a single etymological source other than yourself and Chief Perjurer of the Supreme Court Brett Kavanaugh which uses 'boof' as a synonym of 'fart'. Thanking you kindly my scatological little minx.
(Edited 1 minute later.)
Miss FAITH OKEKE joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 36 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #922,538
Anonymous K replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #922,541
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 40 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #922,556
@922,511 (D)
@922,538 (Miss FAITH OKEKE)
Minichan is not a dictionary or etymological resource thanks
@922,513 (A)
Midnight
@922,538 (Miss FAITH OKEKE)
Minichan is not a dictionary or etymological resource thanks
@922,513 (A)
Midnight
Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #922,560
@922,489 (Jon F. Kelly of Philadelphia)
Indy you have always described the virtues of taking dumps on your family and any human you come into contact with.
With you - You find the only thing of value in living in your shitty zip code hood and back in China was Shit and all that comes with it.
Indy you have always described the virtues of taking dumps on your family and any human you come into contact with.
With you - You find the only thing of value in living in your shitty zip code hood and back in China was Shit and all that comes with it.
Miss FAITH OKEKE replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #922,565
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 8 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #922,629
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 10 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #922,697
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
No
Unless boy-of-the-indeterminate-time-period becomes that which he seems to want to
No
Unless boy-of-the-indeterminate-time-period becomes that which he seems to want to
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #922,707
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Does 'boy-of-the-indeterminate-time-period' know you've gone through an insane amount of cocks already?
And how we doing on that etymological source for your boof/fart interpretation sweetie? I'm still waiting on it...
Does 'boy-of-the-indeterminate-time-period' know you've gone through an insane amount of cocks already?
And how we doing on that etymological source for your boof/fart interpretation sweetie? I'm still waiting on it...
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 51 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #922,712
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #922,713
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
We grew apart as people and decided we would make better friends than partners
We grew apart as people and decided we would make better friends than partners
Anonymous L replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #922,730
Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #922,795
@922,713 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
> We grew apart as people and decided we would make better friends than partners
That's the thing about junkies, they're always evolving as people.
> We grew apart as people and decided we would make better friends than partners
That's the thing about junkies, they're always evolving as people.
Anonymous I double-posted this 7 years ago, 39 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #922,809
@922,713 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Snark aside, is this lifystyle actually fulfilling to you? It's a real question, I'm not looking to argue or anything.
Snark aside, is this lifystyle actually fulfilling to you? It's a real question, I'm not looking to argue or anything.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 24 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #922,812
@previous (I)
What lifestyle? My life is class, studying in the library, studying at home, hanging out for maybe twenty minutes, sleeping, and repeating. I only eat at home cause my roommate makes extra dinner when she cooks for me :3
I wish the library was open 24/7 though...so much easier to get too comfortable at home.
What lifestyle? My life is class, studying in the library, studying at home, hanging out for maybe twenty minutes, sleeping, and repeating. I only eat at home cause my roommate makes extra dinner when she cooks for me :3
I wish the library was open 24/7 though...so much easier to get too comfortable at home.
Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #922,814
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
> What lifestyle?
Fucking a lot of junkies who no other woman would ever fuck.
> What lifestyle?
Fucking a lot of junkies who no other woman would ever fuck.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #922,816
@previous (I)
You mean having sex with one person with whom i was in a relationship over a long period of time? Yes i do find that fulfilling
You mean having sex with one person with whom i was in a relationship over a long period of time? Yes i do find that fulfilling
Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #922,819
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
> You mean having sex with one person with whom i was in a relationship over a long period of time? Yes i do find that fulfilling
No, re-read my post, I said: "Fucking a lot of junkies who no other woman would ever fuck".
> You mean having sex with one person with whom i was in a relationship over a long period of time? Yes i do find that fulfilling
No, re-read my post, I said: "Fucking a lot of junkies who no other woman would ever fuck".
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 6 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #922,879
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #922,882
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 13 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #922,929
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 7 years ago, 58 seconds later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #922,931
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #923,006
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
meh like twice
i'm not going two months without getting laid
it was disappointing anyway tbh
@922,929 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
around a month
meh like twice
i'm not going two months without getting laid
it was disappointing anyway tbh
@922,929 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
around a month
Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 18 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #923,017
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
> meh like twice
So you were bullshitting when you said you were "having sex with one person with whom i was in a relationship over a long period of time".
> meh like twice
So you were bullshitting when you said you were "having sex with one person with whom i was in a relationship over a long period of time".
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #923,034
Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #923,036
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
"...having sex with one person..."
"Didn't you say that you were both fucking other people?"
"meh like twice".
Pick one.
"...having sex with one person..."
"Didn't you say that you were both fucking other people?"
"meh like twice".
Pick one.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #923,038
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #923,039
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
idk not really
he lives in my house but that is an unrelated thing he is paying rent and shit
idk not really
he lives in my house but that is an unrelated thing he is paying rent and shit
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #923,041
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #923,044
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
him living here is unrelated to me, my other roommates knew him first, i only met him after
him living here is unrelated to me, my other roommates knew him first, i only met him after
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 43 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #923,059
Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #923,065
@923,044 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Will you address the issue of you saying you had sex with only one person, except the two times you were fucking someone else?
Will you address the issue of you saying you had sex with only one person, except the two times you were fucking someone else?
Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 6 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #923,115
just stfu already @previous (I)
Anonymous K replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #923,128
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #923,161
@923,059 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
oh idk like on and off for quite a while
The first month i was living here it was kind of chaotic because we were letting a lot of people crash/come and go, i didnt really keep track
oh idk like on and off for quite a while
The first month i was living here it was kind of chaotic because we were letting a lot of people crash/come and go, i didnt really keep track
cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #923,162
Should I read this topic or is it shit?