Topic: Do you ever go to crowded, loud nightclubs...
Jon F. Kelly of Philadelphia started this discussion 7 years ago #78,930
...then dance across the packed dance floor, farting the entire way? It is dark, crowded, and loud, so no one has any idea it is you. Then, do you stand to the side and try to hold in laughter as people dancing start to notice the stench and look around accusatorily?
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| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| Yes | 4 | 57% | |
| No | 3 | 43% |
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #920,966
Not without my fartzooka.Jon F. Kelly of Philadelphia (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 32 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #920,967
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #920,969
What's wrong with you?
Blumpy joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 54 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #920,974
I like to cut farts in a buffet line while people are trying to make a choice of what food to select.
Jon F. Kelly of Philadelphia (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 33 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #920,975
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 9 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #920,976
Not for some time no, but back in the day, yes.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #920,979
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #920,998
I gas...errrr guess I will Google it...but I wonder if anyone has ever made some kind of gum or candy which will cause non stop hilarious pooting..
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #921,003
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #921,012
@920,974 (Blumpy)
> I like to cut farts in a buffet line while people are trying to make a choice of what food to select.
Lol
> I like to cut farts in a buffet line while people are trying to make a choice of what food to select.
Lol