Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 58 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#136,937
@previous (B)
I like the second definition best. The third one was good until they said Natty Ice. Fucking gross. I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis. Stay thirsty, my friends (but not so thirsty that you want to drink Natty Ice.)
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#137,164
@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
You're trashy as shit, don't fuck with my Natty.
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 19 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#137,168
@previous (D)
You drink Natty Ice. You have no room to call me trashy.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#137,172
@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Once again, without fail, Broseph can't take a joke properly.
Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#137,180
@137,168 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
That's what teenagers do. You're just a cocky old faggot.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#137,252
I fucking hate Broseph. He's so annoying. I could use him as a cunt juice rag if I wanted. But then he'd like that, and that is not something I want. Fuck you, bludday
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#137,254
@previous (F)
Says the anon who nobody likes or cares about.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#137,262
> I fucking hate Broseph. He's so annoying. I could use him as a cunt juice rag if I wanted. But then he'd like that, and that is not something I want. Fuck you, bludday
Want to hear some good broseph quotes?
Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#137,301
Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#137,314
@137,301 (F)
"There was one girl who was like "Why are you dressed so nice?" I was like "What are you talking about? I dress like this because I like to look good."
She didn't buy it and was like "No, really, what are you all dressed up for?" So I was like "Well I dress like this and cute girls come up and talk to me."
She liked that. Then she was trying to get me to buy her a beer but I was just like "Naw, I don't just by beers for girls I just met. I don't do that sort of thing.""
"there was another guy about a week earlier who looked like he wanted to hit me but was way too much of a pussy
I was outside on a deck, and this girl was talking to a guy in glasses and a t-shirt, I leaned over and said "Is this your boyfriend?" She thought for a second and said "No, my boyfriend's not here". I'm like "OK, good, I'm Joe."
He goes red in the face because she's talking to me now"
"I didn't share it on MC because every time I tell my stories there seems to be massive butthurt from the people who can't handle me"
"multi-cultural pussy is the best reason to get an Anthropology degree"
"not a good enough GPA" - Broseph on being rejected from USAF
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#137,328
@previous (I)
You intentionally left off the part where right after I said "I don't do that sort of thing" she said "Well I'm gonna give you my number anyway."
You also cut the other story in half. The pussy thing was a joke, and my GPA is a 2.8. Not that bad, but the Air Force won't take you for OCS unless you have a 3.0 or better.
Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#137,337
@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4) > intentionally
No, I'm just lazy
also the other half wasn't as funny
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#137,338
@previous (I)
The other half was the funniest part.
Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#137,342
Broseph replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#137,349
@137,307 (E)
Not really. I might be committing political suicide by saying this, and be accused of selling out, but here it goes: I want to get away from the Kimmo stylesheet altogether. I want to get away from the idea of being a chan altogether. I want to create a discussion board that is more like a social network than anything else. It would be like Facebook, with the focus being on the board and real discussion rather than it focusing on groups, likes, wall-posts, pokes, games, etc. It would give you the option to post anonymously rather than forcing you to register, but registering and having a profile would be an option. It would be like twitter, but would encourage intelligent conversation rather than 100 character "tweets" that seem to be dumbing down the nation. It would be like a blog, but people would actually care about it, because rather than being a blog in the sense that it's a single website about you, it's interactive and everyone is tied together through the social network. You could have a "friends" list, but it would be more like a list of favorite posters where you watch for their posts/threads, rather than a restrictive list. It will be like Facebook WAS, back when people actually joined groups and went into the discussion tab to have actual discussion, before they started putting ridiculous restrictions on groups and encouraging people to just "like" corporations instead and have you play mindless games so they can sell your information to advertisers. You'd still have the same freedom of speech, and be able to post anything from chan bullshit to legitimate reporters using it as a medium to post their news articles or blogs. It would be like youtube, but the focus would be on discussion rather than video, but the idea of it being user generated content is the same. Privacy would never be an issue, because you'd still have the option to post anonymously and no logging in would be required.
I warned you it was political suicide. I know some of you must think I'm joking and that I just don't get it. I know I probably sound like Kimmo several years ago, posting about stuff where it was obvious to everyone but him that only he thought his ideas were a good idea. The difference is, I'm not a sociopath, I don't want to do this because I think I deserve a billion dollars, I don't think it's guaranteed to be the next big thing, and I understand that it's not for everyone, so I have no intention of spamming my site all over the god damn place trying to attract attention from people who will obviously hate it. I just know there are a lot of people just like me out there who miss the old youtube, miss the old facebook, hate the teenage drama of myspace, and are sickened by the watered down content and pointless updates of twitter. There are people out there who love the free speech of blogs and chan sites, but hate the meaningless shit that fills most chans and the fact that most blogs are just people who only want to talk about themselves or think they're real reporters because they have a website. I know the internet market is already flooded with so many social networking and sharing sites that I might just be insane. Maybe I really am like Kimmo and I'm trying to reinvent the wheel just because there's not a site out there that's not EXACTLY what I want it to be. If that's the case, just say so. If there's a social networking site out there that's ridiculously close to what I'm describing here, just say so, and I'll leave you alone and I'll go there instead. I'm not going to be like Kimmo and go ahead with an idea when everyone tells me it's lame and refuse to take any advice and call anyone who disagree with me a troll, but if you read this and you feel the same way, if your're like me and feel like there are millions of people out there who feel the same way we do, if your're sick of settling for what's already out there and feel like the internet needs a new niche for everyone who is like us...
JOIN ME
Or don't because I realize that was a little over the top.
Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^][v]#138,263
@137,328 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
I'd have to show up drunk every day to get a 2.8 you dumb fuck.
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^][v]#138,264
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^][v]#138,298
@138,293 (D)
I didn't get rejected by the Air Force. I could easily go into the Air Force as a Senior Airmen. They just won't consider me as a commissioned officer.
Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^][v]#138,300
@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Just like everyone else.
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^][v]#138,302
@previous (D)
No, everyone else starts out as Airman Basic.
Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^][v]#138,316