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Topic: Breaking News Bill Cosby Gets his Holiday in Prison for not less than 3 years and up to 10

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #78,853

Externally hosted imageAddress where you can send him gift packages of buckets of Lube will be forth coming.

One glitch may be ability to stay out on appeal - stay tuned.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 32 minutes later[^] [v] #920,184

81 year old blind guy deemed a likely reoffender? Lol. If he was white he wouldn't be a jail now.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #920,185

Not out on appeal. Off to Prison LOLOLOLOL

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #920,187

There goes the dream of Cosby/Fogle 2020.

Syntax (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #920,188

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Good that it's a state crime because if it were Federal - Trump wood pardon Cosby in a heartbeat.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #920,192

He should have pleaded insanity..

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #920,196

@previous (D)
Soon his asshole will plead this is insane

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #920,200

@previous (E)
Why do you keep changing your UID, Syntax?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #920,205

Externally hosted image@previous (F)
Master Yoda, the ultimate wise and wizened elder of indeterminate origin and unmistakable syntax, is here to help.

Update replied with this 7 years ago, 8 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #920,302

https://theblast.com/bill-cosby-first-meal-jail-pudding/


Officials at Montgomery County Jail in Pennsylvania tell The Blast Cosby will be well fed for his first night in the slammer, including a chicken patty with gravy, mashed potatoes, mixed vegetables and an iced tea juice packet. On top of all that, we’re told he will be getting VANILLA PUDDING!

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 36 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #920,310

he would have made a fine supreme court justice, at least during office hours

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 30 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #920,312

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
Him and Clarence Thomas could punk each other by leaving drugs and pubic hair in each others' drinks.

update joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 11 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #920,428

Externally hosted imagehttps://www.cnn.com/2018/09/25/us/cosby-prison-sci-phoenix/index.html

SCI Phoenix is brand new, state of the art -- and maximum security.

Inmate No. NN7687, Cosby's first prison meal at SCI Phoenix was baked meatballs and rice, green beans, mashed potatoes and gravy, Durand said. Lunch on Thursday includes a half-cup of Jell-O, the dessert Cosby once hawked in TV ads; Saturday's menu has chocolate pudding.

He was also given a few basics when he arrived, including a uniform, toiletries, linens, towels and state-issued boots. Inmates at SCI Phoenix participate in a 6 a.m. "standing count" roll call, when they must stand and be counted.

Cosby will be allowed phone calls and visitation in accordance with policy, as well as opportunity to exercise during the classification process.

Prisoners can exercise at the gym, attend classes in more than 30 rooms, visit the barbershop and attend chapel services. They also can take vocational education classes in subjects including barbering, custodial maintenance or carpentry.

Cosby's sentence included lifetime mandatory sex offender counseling. In SCI Phoenix, he will find programs on that topic, as well as on recovery from alcoholism and drug addition, violence prevention, and more.

Update replied with this 7 years ago, 23 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #920,661

https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/entertainment/2018/09/bill-cosby-fell-down-stairs-had-hot-dog-bun-thrown-at-him-on-first-day-in-prison-report.html

Bill Cosby said he was hit in the face with a stale hot dog bun and fell down stairs on his first day in prison, according to reports.

Radar Online says a Montgomery County courthouse source overheard a phone call made via speakerphone by Cosby to his wife Camille shortly after he was sentenced to up to 10 years for sexual assault.

"He said he had a stale hotdog bun thrown at him and he fell down a few steps because he wasn't being guided," the source told Radar Online.

The website said Cosby told his wife, to "grab the chequebook" and hire "anyone and everyone" who could break me out of this prison.

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 46 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #920,688

say, do any of you fellas operate a helicopter business

Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #920,729

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
I'm sending him one party balloon each day. If he saves them up, then he should be able to plan a pretty awesome escape from the prison yard.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #920,730

Externally hosted image@previous (H)

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #920,732

@920,729 (H)
Now that would be funny watching Cosby float to the sky in multicolored balloons saying zoop pop boop bloop zippity Zoo000oo---->

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Update replied with this 7 years ago, 1 week later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #923,828

Externally hosted imageBill Cosby slapped in face with flying Chicken patty. With the previous reported Flying Hot Dog bun, Bill now has the makings for a sandwich.

https://blavity.com/bill-cosby-slapped-in-the-face-with-chicken-patty-after-cracking-an-evidently-not-funny-joke-to-fellow-inmate

“Mr. Cosby told us last week the chicken patty was the best meal he's had so far."

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #923,832

was there ever a more loveable rapist
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