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Topic: Teen survives 49 days adrift at sea without a paddle but with a Bible

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U started this discussion 7 years ago #78,813

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2018/09/24/indonesian-teen-survives-49-days-adrift-without-paddle-but-with-bible-report.html

Explain that, atheists.

God is merciful. Praise Him!

MRS DEBORAH JAMES joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #919,717

did he use the bible to roll marihuanas

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #919,718

@previous (MRS DEBORAH JAMES)

Plentiful supply of sea weed

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #919,738

Paper from the Bible is great for wiping your ass.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #919,741

@previous (D)
Edgiest post of the month.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 52 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #919,760

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You still Jacking Off for Jesus the Jew

Survived 49 days adrift at sea by eating fish

He had shelter and when properly placed that Bible full of Fairy tales may have added some necessary weight to stabilize that terrific ship he built

> more than 10 ships had passed him, none of them stopped,”

So like not a single Christian was aboard any of them 10 ships -

He was rescued in late August near Guam, after managing to send a radio frequency to a tanker named Arpeggio on Aug. 31. A friend reportedly once gave him the small frequency radio in the event he gets lost at sea.

A RADIO TRANSMISSION SENT BY HIM SAVED HIM - Not a book of fairy tales.

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #919,764

@previous (Syntax)
Come on old man, you know TG is going to rat out some story about how it was the book of fairy tales that saved this dude, and that the skygod gave this man the will to survive.

Be prepared for a wall of bullshit from TG.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 26 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #919,765

@919,760 (Syntax)

> edophile
>
> You still Jacking Off for Jesus the Jew
>
> Survived 49 days adrift at sea by eating fish
>
> He had shelter and when properly placed that Bible full of Fairy tales may have added some necessary weight to stabilize that terrific ship he built
>
> > more than 10 ships had passed him, none of them stopped,”
>
> So like not a single Christian was aboard any of them 10 ships -
>
> He was rescued in late August near Guam, after managing to send a radio frequency to a tanker named Arpeggio on Aug. 31. A friend reportedly once gave him the small frequency radio in the event he gets lost at sea.
>
> A RADIO TRANSMISSION SENT BY HIM SAVED HIM - Not a book of fairy tales.

lol i love how you get increasingly angry when anyone brings up God or Jesus these days

Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #919,770

Externally hosted image@919,764 (D)
> Be prepared for a wall of bullshit from TG.

Indeed. Also if you look at that ship, it held up for all those days on the sea

I offer up an example of a building loaded with Bibles - Looks 2me as though the Fire Department and not some fairy tale God is putting out the fire


@previous (G)
> lol i love how you get increasingly angry when anyone brings up God or Jesus these days

More like I enjoy these fairy tale stores about God n Jesus the Jew2

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #919,774

@previous (Syntax)
you are insane homie

Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #919,775

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Eye resemble that remark

“Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.”
― Carl Gustav Jung

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #919,789

@919,760 (Syntax)
It probably helped him from going crazy

Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #919,792

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Somehow I wood think that each time he viewed on of the 10 ships that passed him buy he might have wondered if anyone was paying attention to his prayers.

He was so busy wringing out sea water into home made filters to make drinkable water and the time spent fishing. They say fishing is relaxing.

Also when you look at all those people in the Hurricane - How come none of them built a ship to sail away down the street to safety

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #919,802

@919,775 (Syntax)

> Eye resemble that remark
>
> “Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.”
> ― Carl Gustav Jung

what's with the dragon flies wearing shoes in that pic

Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #919,803

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Damn never noticed that.

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #919,804

@919,802 (Sheila LaBoof)
maybe it's a joke about how dragon flies don't walk idk

Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #919,806

@previous (G)
https://www.ripleys.com/weird-news/dragonflies-cant-walk/

> In the Carboniferous period, they had wing-spans of over 2 feet

Imagine one of those or a fleet of those coming after you

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #919,815

@919,792 (Syntax)
If it worked for him, I can't knock it

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #919,826

Think of how much longer he would have survived with a Koran!

(Edited 6 seconds later.)

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #919,828

@919,770 (Syntax)
As a Jew you should really tread lightly when badmouthing Christianity. It doesn’t turn out so good for you when do.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #919,830

@919,792 (Syntax)

> Somehow I wood think that each time he viewed on of the 10 ships that passed him buy he might have wondered if anyone was paying attention to his prayers.

Like Job from the Bible you mean? He also questioned why God didn't answer his prayers immediately. And then at the very point he was ready to despair, he gained revelatory insight into the nature of faith, and God revealed Himself. It's a very profound book of the Bible. If I thought for one second you actually read anything, I would recommend you familiarize yourself with it. Because as it stands you are like one of those children you call "eye candy" - you demand everything happen for you now, immediately, without any need on your part to be reflective, introspective, or to suffer in your soul (for through suffering we often gain wisdom).

> Also when you look at all those people in the Hurricane - How come none of them built a ship to sail away down the street to safety

How do you know "none of them" did?

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #919,832

@919,764 (D)

> Come on old man, you know TG is going to rat out some story about how it was the book of fairy tales that saved this dude, and that the skygod gave this man the will to survive.
>
> Be prepared for a wall of bullshit from TG.

Some friendly Christian advice - when you are Syntax's echo it's time to re-think your life.

Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 52 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #919,833

@919,830 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
"eye candy"

That wood be when you point to your dick and tell the child you're about to rape - Kid that is eye candy for you.

Anonymous K replied with this 7 years ago, 51 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #919,834

Imagine being a Jewish person, supposedly the religion of tolerance and progressive thought, and you think posting a picture of a burning church is okay.

People of your kind have died for less.

Anonymous K double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #919,835

@919,833 (Syntax)
We all have seen your post about how you want to rape teenage girls walking home from school you lecherous old pervert. Now watch as you quickly disappear from this thread or just accuse me and everyone else of being Matt.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #919,840

@919,833 (Syntax)

> "eye candy"
>
> That wood be when you point to your dick and tell the child you're about to rape - Kid that is eye candy for you.

Good of you to clear up what you meant by the phrase when you used it about pubescent little girls.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #919,841

@919,835 (K)
Matt keep it to one UID. Remember facts are ...Acts of pedophilia are the burden you have to live with and deflection will never help solve your problem.

Anonymous K replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #919,842

@previous (L)
10 myle ban

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #919,845

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