Topic: Subaru Owner Thread
Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #78,801
Discuss.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #919,648
I own a 2019 Subaru Outback. Great vehicle, I want to drive it to many cool locations so I can get cool car decals.
I love the symmetrical AWD and many cool safety features and Apple CarPlay is fantastic.
Love, it’s what makes a Subaru a Subaru.
I love the symmetrical AWD and many cool safety features and Apple CarPlay is fantastic.
Love, it’s what makes a Subaru a Subaru.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #919,654
Q: Why do they put sidewalks beside most streets and highways?
A: So Subaru owners have a safe place to walk home.
Q: What's the difference between a Subaru and a Porcupine?
A: When it comes to a Subaru, the prick is on the inside.
A: So Subaru owners have a safe place to walk home.
Q: What's the difference between a Subaru and a Porcupine?
A: When it comes to a Subaru, the prick is on the inside.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #919,656
@previous (B)
> Q: Why do they put sidewalks beside most streets and highways?
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> A: So Subaru owners have a safe place to walk home.
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> Q: What's the difference between a Subaru and a Porcupine?
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> A: When it comes to a Subaru, the prick is on the inside.
Q Who has a 1998 Honda Civic with 400,000 miles?
A Anonymous B
> Q: Why do they put sidewalks beside most streets and highways?
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> A: So Subaru owners have a safe place to walk home.
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> Q: What's the difference between a Subaru and a Porcupine?
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> A: When it comes to a Subaru, the prick is on the inside.
Q Who has a 1998 Honda Civic with 400,000 miles?
A Anonymous B
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #919,658
Q: What is the difference between a Subaru and a tampon?
A: A tampon comes with it's own tow rope.
A: A tampon comes with it's own tow rope.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #919,659
Q: What do you call a Subaru at the top of a Hill?
A: A Miracle.
Q: What do you call two Subarus at the top of a hill?
A: A mirage.
A: A Miracle.
Q: What do you call two Subarus at the top of a hill?
A: A mirage.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #919,662
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #919,664
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 44 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #919,667
2017 Forester here
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #919,710
Q: How do you get a Subaru to go faster?
A: Hook it to a tow truck.
A: Hook it to a tow truck.
tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #919,716
When are you going to take me on a drive?
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #919,757
I helped a guy move in that was Subaru owner. He never shut up about the vehicle and gave me and my coworkers a color changing Suburu cup. What's up with you weird ass cocky Suburu owners?
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #919,759
Q: What is the Subaru owner's most ardent wish?
A: To buy a car.
A: To buy a car.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #919,769
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 32 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #919,788
Isn't it a hipster fashion car? Sort of like how they ride around on old 10 speed bikes with curved handlebars
