Topic: Who wants cheap rent?

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #78,681

I will have some extra bedrooms soon.

Apply now.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #918,156

Does it come with use of the boat?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #918,157

Walter?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #918,158

OP planning to murder tenants.

MRS DEBORAH JAMES joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #918,159

Where?? I need a place

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 22 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #918,160

How close is it to Washington DC?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #918,161

Do you accept MtF trans folk?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 35 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #918,162

@previous (G)
No one accepts them

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #918,182

@918,161 (G)
fuck off fag

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #918,263

upgrade to owning a home thanks

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #918,268

@previous (J)
This is the neighborhood where WSD lives.
Homes real dirt cheap.

(Edited 42 seconds later.)

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 42 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #918,272

I don't have a job and I'm addicted to heroin, I'm also a sexual deviant with a criminal record, am I eligible?

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #918,275

I've got some pretty cheap rent right now..

MRS DEBORAH JAMES replied with this 7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #918,282

@previous (M)
How much are you paying

Anonymous M replied with this 7 years ago, 40 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #918,283

@previous (MRS DEBORAH JAMES)
about 150 a week..

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #918,301

i actually could use another roommate
everyone around here doesn't do shit/have obligations and the only other person besides my current roommate who i'd want to move in with already has a signed lease (but has the same roommate woes)

i mean i can afford 450 rent/35 electricity but it's not ideal ya know

WSD !m2cp3rR5zw joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 54 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #918,303

@918,268 (K)
Nah, man. My area is slightly better than that.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #918,307

@918,301 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
How long is the commute to Washington DC?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 31 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #918,315

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Google maps says 9 and a half hours driving
You down for a 19 hour daily commute??

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #918,320

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Oh that's unfortunate. I would commute 18.5 hours a day, but 19 is unfortunately not doable for me. I'm sorry, I won't be able to move in!

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #918,323

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
:( damn it merk

Frank replied with this 7 years ago, 32 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #918,325

@918,301 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
uhhhh...I heard you was looking for a new roommate..
is there a Mcdonalds nearby..

MRS DEBORAH JAMES replied with this 7 years ago, 40 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #918,327

@918,283 (M)
You pay rent per week??

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #918,334

@previous (MRS DEBORAH JAMES)
I pay rent every 38 minutes like a rational person

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #918,335

@918,301 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Can you get me into Canada?

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 34 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #918,336

@previous (D)

How you going to pay rent when you're there?

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #918,341

@previous (Q)

Get a job. I already have one here. They should be able to see I've been consecutively employed for a while.

MRS DEBORAH JAMES replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #918,343

@previous (D)
But you wouldn't get a work visa

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #918,346

everyone except the heroin addict has made it to round two.

Anonymous Q replied with this 7 years ago, 29 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #918,347

@918,341 (D)

How will an undocumented immigrant get a job?

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #918,372

@previous (Q)

Day loborer. Trabajo.

Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #918,374

@918,303 (WSD !m2cp3rR5zw)

> Nah, man. My area is slightly better than that.

Anonymous Q replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #918,411

@918,372 (D)

Why you speaking Spanish in Canada?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #918,414

@918,325 (Frank)
There actually is one about a fifteen minute walk away

@918,335 (D)
It's not hard to hop the border

Anonymous Q replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #918,417

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

I would come too but I would have to hop an ocean and I don't think I could swim that far

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #918,422

@previous (Q)
What if you got a really big running start and jumped with all your might?

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #918,468

@918,411 (Q)

Day laborer shtick.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #918,469

@918,414 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Can you buy property in Canada as a illegal immigrant?

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #918,472

@OP
Green?

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #918,492

@918,414 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

I need legal employment. Marry me, so I can get in, then we'll divorce once the paper work is finalized. We don't even have to be romantically involved, besides putting on a small show for babylon.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #918,500

Canada actually sounds nice. Plus I already have a Wii mini for my vacation cabin up north.

Frank replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #918,556

@918,492 (D)
gtfo..

Anonymous J replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #918,579

@918,500 (A)
wtf is a Wii mini
it's the same size as a normal Wii what's the difference

Anonymous Ayy joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #918,599

Is it in the ghetto?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #918,642

@918,492 (D)
What's in it for me?

@918,469 (A)
No idea, i don't know anything about buying property

MRS DEBORAH JAMES replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #918,643

@918,579 (J)
No it's smaller

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #918,685

@918,642 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

A room mate, who can hold down a job and contribute.

(Edited 29 seconds later.)

dw !ea7At1rwaI replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #918,686

@918,643 (MRS DEBORAH JAMES)
you're smaller

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #918,712

@918,685 (D)
I already have one of those!

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