| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mother with baby going pschotic. Should have taken the calling up jesus program. | - | 0% | |
| Father cranking down. Should have taken the infinity trademark care program. | - | 0% | |
| Toddler math and language dumbness. Should have taken the true retard discovery program. | 1 | 50% | |
| Pest and social failure program. My child a looser. Should have taken the lil i don give a shit program. + Have lil but true friends program. | 1 | 50% | |
| Well, i can always just live with Joe Cracks. | - | 0% |