Topic: shut the fuck up news people about the damned hurricane..

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #78,599

This is 24 hour continuing up to date important minute by minure hurricane Florence coverage on News channel 42..

It's uhhh raining and there is some flooding and it's going to rain some more and the flooding will get worse...also the wind is blowing a lot and along with more rain and flooding we can expect more wind also..

stay tuned all night long where we will repeat the above until you run over and destroy your tv..

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #917,499

> 2018
> Watching TV
ishygddt

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 28 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #917,503

Apparently weather reporters are all about the fake news now too

cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #917,504

There was one newscaster guy out in the hurricane wearing a helmet. I liked that one.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #917,507

@previous (cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE)
I would wear a helmet for you becky..

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 46 seconds later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #917,509

@previous (A)

You should wear a helmet, period.

(Edited 10 seconds later.)

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #917,511

@917,507 (A)
Becky doesn't want your rapebabies pedobert.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #917,516

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #917,517

aargh look aout the hurrican is on your ass

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #917,522

Here I am, rock you like a hurricane.

MRS DEBORAH JAMES joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #917,552

@917,499 (B)

> > 2018
> > Watching TV
> ishygddt

MRS DEBORAH JAMES double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #917,553

@917,516 (G)
It's to immediately indicate visually how far the water's gotten retard

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #917,560

@previous (MRS DEBORAH JAMES)
By crouching down?

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #917,581

@917,507 (A)

I would too but only if I was a henchman and was told to.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #917,628

yeah why don't they go back to talking about trump already don't they know the viewers think storms are boring now

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #917,646

@previous (L)
Why they didn't have a Stormy Daniels storm segment is beyond me.

Anonymous L replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #917,672

@previous (G)
why didn't they just name the hurricane stormy

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #917,675

@previous (L)
The corrupt hurricane naming cabal are always open to bribes. They are trying to influence the election!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #917,812

I would do Stormy..

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #917,815

@previous (A)
Stormy would do literally anyone for about $100k

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #917,819

@previous (G)
I bet she adores southern gentlemen..

Anonymous K replied with this 7 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #917,844

Her porn is shit, she has such a milfy body and its going to waste

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #917,856

@previous (K)
Serious question. Considering the body YOU have.
Waste that it is, what kind of woman will it attract?

Anonymous K replied with this 7 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #917,859

@previous (M)

I exclusively sleep with Swedish models

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #917,860

@previous (K)
Translation:
You sleep with sheep.

Anonymous L replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #917,863

@917,844 (K)

> Her porn is shit, she has such a milfy body and its going to waste

her body looks like a barrel and she has the face of a barn owl

Google II replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #917,864

@previous (L)
Googled Stormy Daniels Vagina.

Her boobs are huge bags of silicon goo. Pussy looks functional.

Anonymous L replied with this 7 years ago, 44 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #917,866

@previous (Google II)
gross

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #917,881

I'd hit that..

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 41 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #917,882

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 2 days later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #918,539

@917,516 (G)

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OK, looks like this is a hoax. This CNN pic is 10 years old and the crew is certainly elevated upon something. Why do hoaxers bother with this nonsense.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #918,540

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
yeah duh it was like 10 years old
when is the last time anybody seen anderson cooper even get wet y'all

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #918,541

fuck if I know, I didn't pause to watch any hurricane tv shit

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #918,542

@918,539 (Sheila LaBoof)
> Why do hoaxers bother with this nonsense.
They get their news about the world from people posting Internet memes, and they assume everyone else does too. I'm sure someone thought that picture was picture was a sick burn on CNN.

Anonymous L replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #918,543

@previous (B)
i saw the picture here and i heard from my mom a few days later that it was tv news and I got sad that memes are newsworthy now. or that memes are news now. either way

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 24 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #918,546

well a lot of this shit is modern day propaganda, in the worst sense of the word, shit that could easily be in textbooks someday like the world war 2 examples.

Minichan