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Topic: I saw lots of naked people on Saturday night, guise
protip !!pMmAiEwOm started this discussion 15 years ago#7,859
World Naked Bike Ride Portland was fantastic. I went fully nude for 5 hours, which included the eight-mile ride and after party down by the river. No photos of me have been found, yet, sorry. I kept it legally flacid, btw.
You should participate in your city’s WNBR next year. Shrinkage be damned! :3
Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^][v]#136,463
Looks like a pretty big sausage fest.
protip !!pMmAiEwOm (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^][v]#136,467
@previous (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
Official Statistics Nerdsâ„¢ counted 60 percent male and 40 percent female in 2010. Many women just went topless and wore underwear, however, their undies were usually quite nice :-)
â ⠃⠗â ⠊⠇⠇⠑ !j2S0vZaOu6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 52 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^][v]#136,469
Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 21 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^][v]#136,481
You participated? Lulz, that takes some balls. +1
swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^][v]#136,482
Did you seen anyone get hurt, fight, or have sex?
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^][v]#136,483
> after party down by the river.
Was the after party also fully nude?
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#136,543
haha. Did anyones weiner get run over?
protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#136,627
@136,481 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Fuck yeah! I had fun :-)
@136,483 (F)
Yes! The after party I went to was in the spirit of "fuck the official party because they make you put bottoms on." I remained naked until 4 am, when I rode home alone and bought some doughnuts and coffee on the way.
@136,482 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
There were some bad crashes. One person apparently broke their jaw in two places. I saw nothing sexual on the ride, but I did see two people having sex on the riverbank at the party I went to. (They were reasonably respectful about it, so I actually admired what they were doing. They were slightly away from the group and she was on top. They had been making out for a while and appeared to know what they were doing. More power to them! :-P)
@previous (G)
At the longer downhill portion (SE Hawthorne from ~28th to ~12th), the biggest wreck was some guy (probably drunk or a noob) got cut off and ate shit cause he lost control. Apparently he had road rash from head to toe... the condition of his penis was not reported.
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protip !!pMmAiEwOm double-posted this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#136,641
Wait... I fail at math.
Underwear-only: 5.5 hours
Fully naked: 6.5 hours
Syntax joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#136,643
Syntax double-posted this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#136,644
protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 40 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#136,661
@136,643 (Syntax)
From which year and city are these?
Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 44 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#136,703
@previous (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
Found many using Google images and finding the source is flaky at best - however I can source several from the WNBR site. At first I thought that stood for a radio station lol Many were on flicker but all I have tried on that for source info are all gone from there. (gave up after 5th attempt)
Haha. Surely these things aren't legal? Aren't their laws against public nudity?
protip !!pMmAiEwOm (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 days after the original post[^][v]#143,744
@previous (J)
It’s illegal in many places across the world. Oregon’s constitution protects nudity as free speech so long as you are not aroused, attempting to arouse others, or simulating sex acts.
The Portland Police Department was awesome and released an official statement the day before the event to explain the laws and statutes.
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Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^][v]#143,747
@previous (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
I think the situation is similar here; nudity itself is OK unless it's intended to "shock or cause distress".
Were you fully nude? Nvm, just saw it in the OP. :3
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Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 2 days later, 1 week after the original post[^][v]#146,932
@143,744 (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
Protip does that mean a gal can be arrested if her clit pops out from under the hood as in "aroused"
How do the cops go about checking this out or does it end up as gender discrimination if only guys get arrested for woodies.
protip !!pMmAiEwOm (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^][v]#146,935