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Topic: here's a conundrum that I haven't posed in a while

Sheila LaBoof started this discussion 7 years ago #78,570

A stage magician is arrested immediately after a performance of his act, and is tossed into a jail cell. Later, when guards check on him, he was no longer there! How did he do it?

Answer is forthcoming after at least 12 hours.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #917,220

He was rail thin.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 50 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #917,222

he railed the bars

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 9 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #917,223

He bribed a guard.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #917,225

12 hours?
Houdini not only opened his own cell he opened all the other cells. A professional does what a professional does. Otherwise they are a failure and end up working at a car wash.

MR MIKE PENCE joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #917,226

I shall ponder this conundrum.

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #917,228

@917,225 (E)

> 12 hours?
> Houdini not only opened his own cell he opened all the other cells. A professional does what a professional does. Otherwise they are a failure and end up working at a car wash.

wtf syntax take it easy it's just a conundrum

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #917,233

Because they didn't shut the door.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 11 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #917,234

Magick™!

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 8 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #917,235

@917,225 (E)
Or being satellite TV repairmen

Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #917,237

@917,225 (E)
Yo it's Friday with fun plans of course and again an early Friday afternoon start planned.

Does remind me of how sleazy magician's can be. Once when on a trip to Vegas with wife at the time I accepted invite to go up on stage and let the magician remove my watch and tie as if by magic. Trust me NO Magic occurred other than I helped the magician scam the audience.

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #917,238

@previous (Syntax)
So how did he do it?

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #917,239

Ron Paul himself summoned the Invisible Hand™ to reach into the prison and release the magician, unjustly detained for possession of a small amount of heroin.

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #917,243

@917,237 (Syntax)

> Yo it's Friday with fun plans of course and again an early Friday afternoon start planned.
>
> Does remind me of how sleazy magician's can be. Once when on a trip to Vegas with wife at the time I accepted invite to go up on stage and let the magician remove my watch and tie as if by magic. Trust me NO Magic occurred other than I helped the magician scam the audience.

you just insisted yesterday that you don't talk to yourself!

Anonymous C double-posted this 7 years ago, 33 seconds later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #917,244

@917,237 (Syntax)
also lmao did he steal your watch?

Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #917,250

@917,238 (B)
One thing I hate is those who give away the tricks - Audience is composed of the many and I am just one person who helped that con artist continue to con NOR was this planned in advance.

So not a trick but yes a scam

Syntax double-posted this 7 years ago, 52 seconds later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #917,251

@917,243 (C)
My ritten English is infamous as not so much so good but just how did I talk to self?

Syntax triple-posted this 7 years ago, 58 seconds later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #917,253

@917,244 (C)
Got watch back of course OR Hotel and food wood have been on the Hotel and watch was probably not a Rolex cause I have never owned a Rolex

Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #917,254

@previous (Syntax)

You should, they are most def over priced, but mighty fine watches.

Just have to find a good deal.

Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #917,257

@previous (H)
Over the years I have avoided metal anything on my fingers-wrist - Engineers and breadboard circuits with hands on the innards can be a nasty mix

That said memories of a Watch band probably saving my hand from a Horrid burn - Watch band exploded literally with minor abrasion on wrist

Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #917,260

@previous (Syntax)

I could understand your concern, being an electrical engineer. I only work on computers(not plugged in), and still remove watch before getting in there, for fear of frying components.

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 5 seconds later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #917,261

@917,251 (Syntax)

> My ritten English is infamous as not so much so good but just how did I talk to self?

bullshit sloppy-seconds scam poster

Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #917,262

@previous (C)
Why is it you have the stench of that Mongoloid Idiot in Louisianan who's life long education is now replaced by huge number of quality applications from Apple store n other places. U No the one who traveled all the way to China to eat garbage cooked in Wok and who found Tuberculous as the only friend he could find while there

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 56 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #917,268

@previous (Syntax)
whom????

(Edited 28 seconds later.)

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 46 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #917,279

@917,250 (Syntax)

So what, are you mad that magic isn't real? The trick is in presenting the illusion to the audience as real.

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #917,284

@previous (D)
he wanted to believe!

Sheila LaBoof (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 10 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #917,351

OK, the conundrum is resolved thusly: the magician simply removed his cape, and thereby became ex-caped.

Sheila LaBoof (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 20 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #917,352

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #917,367

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #917,380

@917,351 (Sheila LaBoof)

Would make more sense by saying "and thereby became an ex-cape-ee"

(Edited 6 seconds later.)

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #917,410

@917,351 (Sheila LaBoof)

> OK, the conundrum is resolved thusly: the magician simply removed his cape, and thereby became ex-caped.

there it is
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