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Topic: You know fucking what?

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 started this discussion 7 years ago #78,562

I think I might volunteer for a charity this Christmas.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #917,163

My man! Awesome idea dude.

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #917,164

@previous (B)
You say I am obsessed with TGcomix, well, someone (you) or him keep doing this shitty "my man," "mah boy," shtick.
So I am just going to assume your him and say fuck off.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 15 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #917,165

That's a nice thing to do.

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #917,168

@917,164 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
Why are you lashing out like this?? I was praising your decision. What the fuck, calm down man.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 59 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #917,170

@previous (B)

Cathy eats Crayons

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #917,173

@previous (D)

Except the blue ones, he says he plugs those cause they're rich in estrogen.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #917,203

Why don't you just get a real job and get paid for it. You lazy bastard.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #917,204

Tire / Battery / Oil Technician - Victorville, CA
About the Job
Job Description

Req/Job ID: 945308BR
Employing Entity: Sears, Roebuck and Co.
Employment Category: Regular, Part-time
Job Function: Automotive
Store ID: 06199: Sears Auto Center


If you are looking to become part of an auto center that really values your skills and ability to provide quality service, consider joining the sears auto center team . Now is the perfect time to join as we are going through an exciting transformation of our business!! The Express Service Technician is responsible for the successful tire, battery, and oil installation to customer vehicles following all automotive processes and procedures. This position interacts daily with customers, Customer Service Adviser, other technicians, and the Auto Center Manager.

[#video#https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhZoUk2cM3Y{#560,315#}#/video#]
Job Requirements

Job Duties/Responsibilities:
• Participates actively with team servicing of every customer vehicle to ensure fast, expert service
• Dedicates work time to providing excellent customer service
• Promotes teamwork to deliver times and accurate customer care during all operating hours
• Demonstrates a sense of responsive urgency to every customer no matter what service is required
• Uses the Quality Service Evaluation (QSE) form to understand customer service adviser's and customer service manager's instructions
• Fulfills the customer's needs the first time, every time
• Communicates with Auto Center Manager, Customer Service Adviser and other Technicians to meet Sears Automotive time standards and to exceed customer requirements.
• Adheres strictly to Sears Automotive Dress Code standards
• Protects customer's vehicle with floor mats, seat/steering wheel covers and, if necessary, fender covers
• Racks vehicle safely following Sears Automotive training
• Performs Multi Point Inspection (MPI) visual inspections and communicate with customer service manager and/or customer service adviser within 10 minutes
• Maintains back shop cleanliness and equipment calibration to Sears Automotive standards
• Thanks customer, expressing appreciation for the business
• Performs miscellaneous duties as assigned

Required Skills:

• Successful completion of Sears Automotive Express Technician core curriculum
• Commitment to safety: Use of appropriate personal protective equipment, back belt, safety glasses and safety shoes at all times
• Maintenance of individual productivity as defined by the business sales per hour standard
• Ability to stand and walk for prolonged periods of time
• Ability to lift up to 50 pounds
• Extended workdays of up to 10 hours, weekends and nights as necessary
• Ability to handle stressful situations and work in a fast-paced environment
• Ability to read and utilize reports
• Extensive spoken communication for customer and associate relationship skills
• Must have a valid driver's license

Preferred Skills:
• Speed and expertise when installing tires and batteries
• Commitment to teamwork and mentoring others

Education Requirements: HS Graduate or Equivalent
License/Certificate Required: Yes
Driver's License Required: No
Age Requirement: 18+

#Stores, #Automotive
6199

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Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #917,205

@previous (G)

Something tells me that Catherine knows little to zilch about cars.

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #917,207

@previous (E)
They train you and pay for the class.
> Successful completion of Sears Automotive Express Technician core curriculum

Catherine has installed batteries often. A car battery is just a little larger than AA's
Bet Catherine has replaced a tire on a toy. Car tire is just a little larger.

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #917,209

@previous (G)

I negelectex to read the part where they teach you. May be a good choice for Catherine.

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Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #917,322

Sears used to teach the technicians how to sell old batteries labeled as new.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #917,370

Cath doesn't want to work he only wants to bitch about not having a large enough allowance for a 28yr old shut-in who plays with dolls and watches wrestling while his mom and brother cover his expenses

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 50 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #917,373

@previous (I)
> wants to bitch about not having a large enough allowance for a 28yr old shut-in
I don't ever remember whining about not having a large enough allowance.

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #917,374

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
Good for you my boy!

jr MC post custodian replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #917,376

@917,373 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
*looking for the post now*

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #917,381

@917,373 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)

You have an allowance?

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #917,394

@917,373 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
You sir, are a disgrace to the human race. You're 28, still live at home, too lazy to get a damn job, and still get an allowance?

No wonder trannies aren't taken seriously.

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #917,396

He needs to man up if you ask me.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 15 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #917,398

@917,394 (F)
She has been living as a dude and dressing as a dude. Converting to Role Play dressed as a Woman is going to be costly.
Imagine the amount of Paint Cathy needs to roll on daily to play such roles - Paint at Home Depot ain't all that cheep.

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Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #917,404

@previous (Syntax)
You aren’t very progressive.

Are you a Republican who just thinks Trump is dumb or an old person who voted Democrat because they like social security because you sure aren’t socially liberal?

Anonymous J replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #917,405

@previous (K)
> You aren’t very progressive.
I totally support Cathy's rite to role play as woman
Foxgen to role play as a Fox

I have in years past voted for Republican's and wood when one is more better than whatever is choice du jour or Democrats
Voted for Hillary albeit I was not all that happy with her

Trump? LOLOLOLOL - He does fit the image of a Snake Oil salesman or Used Car Salesman and as such is doing a damn good job peddling used cars and Liar & Cheat/Chief President

Syntax double-posted this 7 years ago, 44 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #917,407

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Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #917,409

@917,405 (J)
> I totally support Cathy's rite to role play as woman
"but by golly I have the right to harass her for it"

Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #917,414

Externally hosted image@previous (L)
No way No way No HOW
R I harassing Cathy for it.

After getting to No Cathy I fully support her rite to do as she chooses. Years in past I suggested she Man Up - Been years since I have suggested such

I may have made a few jokes as Anon about her inability to make sperm for God only No's what she wants with offspring in future. I cannot fathom Cathy raising a kiddlet.

Cathy does get creeped out by my researching Victorville - However since I have traveled through that town and have posted about it on net long B4 Chans existed I think it's only rite I continue 2Do So

Anonymous L replied with this 7 years ago, 45 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #917,418

Externally hosted image@previous (Syntax)
> No way No way No HOW
R I harassing Cathy for it.
ok foghorn leghorn

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #917,422

@917,414 (Syntax)
> I may have made a few jokes as Anon about her inability to make sperm for God

Wtf? That was you?

Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #917,424

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
Others were making jokes. So we wood have to look at your post about trying to milk self
Then and only then will I confirm me as Anon - However that could B somewhat embarrassing

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #917,428

@previous (Syntax)
> milk self
Don't ever use that terminology again. I beg of you.

Research Assistant II replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #917,430

Externally hosted image@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
There is an alternate smaller device for sheep that will be more comfortable.

I see a list of farms in your hood and one of them may have the device that will help you - Probably they might rent it by the hour?

Electro-Ejaculator For Bulls and Sheep.

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MRS DEBORAH JAMES joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #917,431

als je aardappelen in de sloot gooit worden ze nat

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #917,441

@previous (MRS DEBORAH JAMES)
if you throw potatoes into the dyke they become wet and sprout.

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #917,442

@917,428 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
How often do you milk yourself young man?

Zero joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #917,445

Gay does not mean happy. It means rainbow.

MRS DEBORAH JAMES replied with this 7 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #917,454

@917,441 (N)
not unlike my dick

Anonymous K replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #917,510

@917,405 (J)
Who did you vote for in 2012?

Kook !!a6qjFG7HF joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #917,526

@917,164 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
He was being nice
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