Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago#78,461
Thee took a Re: samplee of EXTRA CRISPY CANNED CHICKY merely 15 minutes away to the Super Secret FBI three letter gov agency underground lab. Close personal friends Brennan and Comey were there but but I diegress, they say you yes U can use mas spectromometer to scan CHICKY CHICKY for poopoo particles.
The results are IN: EXTRA CRISPY CANNED CHICKY contains No Re: No poo poo particles!! No disgusting Matt Chinese sewer oil, no disgusting Becky manure tomato, only Tin Can CHICKY CHICKY is EXTRA CRISPY, EXTRA PURE with no added fecal additives from disgusting anal bumhole sewer pipe.
Eat freash straight from can. Puree slop or EXTRA CRISPY, show me the potato, show me the CAN!