Topic: Docta sed I needa lose 150 pouns
Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #78,456
I say, well, I'm losin' you. That's 200 pouns rite there! ???? ???????????????
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #916,112
This would be funnier if you were British, but then we don't pay for healthcare, so it doesn't make sense!
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #916,137
@previous (B)
The doctor would recommend he loses ten stone if it were British.
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Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #916,138
@previous (C)
Maybe you only need to lose 4-5 lbs, though. Then they would use pounds.
Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #916,141
@previous (B)
Why would a doctor recommend you lose 4-5lb?
Anonymous C double-posted this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #916,142
@916,138 (B)
The doctor told me to lose ten stones, jokes on him because I still have thousands more in my garden.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #916,153
@916,112 (B)
Fuck healthcare. I'm on welfare ??. Free food for life! The government feeds my addiction!!
Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #916,154
@916,141 (C)
To be under the weight limit for a surgery with strict requirements, for instance.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #916,236
@916,153 (A)
every human is addicted to food though
Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #916,244
@916,154 (B)
They could just remove a leg before starting the surgery.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #916,255
@916,236 (D)
You tell that to the anorexics and bulimics.
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