Topic: i had a dream that I got stabbed to death with a paring knife

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #78,437

it wasn't that bad

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #915,881

get a diary

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #915,883

Better then getting pared to death with a stabbing knife!

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #915,884

And whats the deal with paring knives? They don't pair things, they cut them apart!

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #915,885

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Take one thing, cut it, have a pair of things. Thanks.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #915,927

@previous (E)
brilliant..

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 25 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #915,940

@previous (F)
Not something you would have thought of gaybert

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #915,941

@previous (G)
Pffffft..
I recently had a dream where an obese darkie jumped in a convertible I was riding in and was repeatedly stabbing me with a small pocket knife after we had run him over with the car..

I was hitting him with a baseball bat and he was poking me over and over with his little knife and the driver was shrieking and driving like he was having seizures..
we finally went down a hill and crashed into something and the darkie finally died..

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #915,950

@previous (F)
kys

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #915,964

@915,941 (F)
Cool story fagbert.

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