Topic: Proposal to mods for a new fora rule
Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #78,387
If a person accuses someone of being Matt, but the accused is, in fact, not Matt, then the accuser gets a 30 minute ban.
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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #915,275
Great idea
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 20 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #915,279
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #915,282
@previous (C)
Someone so retarded he believes he can cook Cock a Vin and it will taste just like Coq a Vin.
Someone so retarded he believes he can cook Cock a Vin and it will taste just like Coq a Vin.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #915,285
@OP
So if I were to accuse you of being Matt and you told me you were not, yet you really are, except you are some kind of special snowflake that needs protection. Should I agree with your proposal or tell you to go fuck yourself.
So if I were to accuse you of being Matt and you told me you were not, yet you really are, except you are some kind of special snowflake that needs protection. Should I agree with your proposal or tell you to go fuck yourself.
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Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #915,286
I'll do this on one condition: if the poster accusing an anon of being Matt is correct, and Matt does not immediately admit to being Matt, Matt gets a certain image set (not gonna say what/who it is but I think you know) to all of his posts for the next 24 hours.
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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #915,288
@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Nice
My only issue with this is that there are anons who try to imposter him
Nice
My only issue with this is that there are anons who try to imposter him
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 24 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #915,289
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #915,290
@915,288 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
> My only issue with this is that there are anons who try to imposter him
That just means we're playing on hard mode and people have to be careful with their accusations. It'll be like one of those role-play murder mystery games where everybody is trying act innocent while setting up all the other players to make mistakes.
> My only issue with this is that there are anons who try to imposter him
That just means we're playing on hard mode and people have to be careful with their accusations. It'll be like one of those role-play murder mystery games where everybody is trying act innocent while setting up all the other players to make mistakes.
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Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #915,291
@previous (I)
Matt has this new obsession of pretending to be Syntax. Odd but I suppose the stray dogs and cats have a fighting chance, when he spends his time this way.
Matt has this new obsession of pretending to be Syntax. Odd but I suppose the stray dogs and cats have a fighting chance, when he spends his time this way.
Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #915,292
@previous (J)
I don't what happens if Matt pretending to be Syntax calling out Matt calls himself out and doesn't admit to it, but I trust Meta to figure it all out. He's good at that sort of thinking.
I don't what happens if Matt pretending to be Syntax calling out Matt calls himself out and doesn't admit to it, but I trust Meta to figure it all out. He's good at that sort of thinking.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #915,295
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #915,312
@915,291 (J)
That is not Matt doing that. See? That is my point. You really do think that everyone is Matt. It is fucking insane.
That is not Matt doing that. See? That is my point. You really do think that everyone is Matt. It is fucking insane.
MR MIKE PENCE joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #915,315
Yes but Matt should also get a 30 minute ban when someone is accused of being Matt
Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #915,320
@915,312 (A)
Every single poster here is Matt except for Syntax.
Chinese Sewer Oil, Wok, Cats, Dogs, Ocean Da Blu, CHICKY CHICKY XTRA CRISPY, 10 myle high satellite re: conference call with President Trump re: Space Force, zOooOooooOooom —-> Toodles
Every single poster here is Matt except for Syntax.
Chinese Sewer Oil, Wok, Cats, Dogs, Ocean Da Blu, CHICKY CHICKY XTRA CRISPY, 10 myle high satellite re: conference call with President Trump re: Space Force, zOooOooooOooom —-> Toodles
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #915,326
@previous (Syntax)
That is such a piss poor version of Syntax. Only a Mongoloid idiot, could write a sewer oil version of Matt metamorphed crapola.
That is such a piss poor version of Syntax. Only a Mongoloid idiot, could write a sewer oil version of Matt metamorphed crapola.
Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #915,334
Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #915,346
@previous (Syntax)
You cannot be Syntax. It's easy to tell you have no money nor any prospects of ever finding a profession that will pay you more than making change at a fast food sloppy 2nds joint.
You cannot be Syntax. It's easy to tell you have no money nor any prospects of ever finding a profession that will pay you more than making change at a fast food sloppy 2nds joint.
Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #915,349
@previous (E)
Keep dropping UIDs like you drop your diapers anytime you see your male attendant Bruce at the nursing home.
Better get some sleep or you’ll sleep in and miss your morning gruel tomorrow!
Keep dropping UIDs like you drop your diapers anytime you see your male attendant Bruce at the nursing home.
Better get some sleep or you’ll sleep in and miss your morning gruel tomorrow!
depressionman !aUC8h1oEKI replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #915,364
@previous (Syntax)
Back in China I found a girl with eyes 98% closed all the time. She worked as a male attendant in a nursing home. She brought the dirty diapers home. No one here wants to know what we did with those diapers. That was our special secrete, we only shared with special relatives back in the states.
Back in China I found a girl with eyes 98% closed all the time. She worked as a male attendant in a nursing home. She brought the dirty diapers home. No one here wants to know what we did with those diapers. That was our special secrete, we only shared with special relatives back in the states.
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #915,371
Every time Syntax anonymously posts about Matt, Matts family members, to Matt, from Matt, for Matt, Re: Matt, Matt Matted a Matt, Matt Matt Matt Matt, or he mentions China, sewer oil, China, sewer oil, China, sewer oil, tuberculosis, legionnaires disease, rag heads, trannys, anal sex, FBI, KGB, CIA, NSA, JDF, MI6, Area 51, secret missions, F-14 tomcats, Howard Hughes, Charlie Wilson, Jacques Cousteau, Mandy and Sandy the twin sister blonde air hostess 30 something imaginary girlfriends, taco tuesdays, swing dancing, 25 years of Harvard Med, launching musical careers, launching political careers, writing political and tech articles for the Huffington Post, advising current and former Presidents, being close personal friends with various Congressmen, being close personal friends with the Shah of Iran, being close personal friends with Arnold Schwarzenegger since before he was famous, Qualcomm, Qualcomm satellites, Qualcomm 5G satellites, 6G, 7G, 8G, etc...Then he should get a daily 10 myle ban and be placed, as far as I can tell, only 15 minutes away from every point in the known universe. Thanks
Anonymous K replied with this 7 years ago, 28 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #915,382
Anon Z2 replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #915,390
Matt can’t stop mentioning Syntax because he needs to imagine that there is somebody on this earth who’s more miserable than he is.
Look at what Matt did to a random old California man: he took a wealthy retiree living on the beach and morphed him into a lying, cheating pedophile. Matt HAD to make up such a character because his own evil actions actions need to be covered up. Matt tried to groom schoolchildren when he worked at Sacred Heart, and there are stories online that prove it. Matt sees no problem with asking an underage girl for nude pictures on a forum like this.
Thankfully, karma exists. Matthew Miller, age 44, lives in a crummy apartment — I guess his mother didn’t love him enough to give him the house in her will — and his wife used him for a green card. His life is miserable.
Matt’s only fulfilling hobby is to write Syntax fan fiction. That’s all he does here.
Look at what Matt did to a random old California man: he took a wealthy retiree living on the beach and morphed him into a lying, cheating pedophile. Matt HAD to make up such a character because his own evil actions actions need to be covered up. Matt tried to groom schoolchildren when he worked at Sacred Heart, and there are stories online that prove it. Matt sees no problem with asking an underage girl for nude pictures on a forum like this.
Thankfully, karma exists. Matthew Miller, age 44, lives in a crummy apartment — I guess his mother didn’t love him enough to give him the house in her will — and his wife used him for a green card. His life is miserable.
Matt’s only fulfilling hobby is to write Syntax fan fiction. That’s all he does here.
Anonymous N replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #915,391
@915,382 (K)
tl;dr illegible gibberish? Well of course it is!
I probably should have added a couple of nonsensical tangents and an unrelated wikipedia article from the first google search result of an obvious troll question.
tl;dr illegible gibberish? Well of course it is!
I probably should have added a couple of nonsensical tangents and an unrelated wikipedia article from the first google search result of an obvious troll question.
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Anonymous N double-posted this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #915,392
@915,390 (Anon Z2)
> Matt can’t stop mentioning Syntax because he needs to imagine that there is somebody on this earth who’s more miserable than he is.
>
> Look at what Matt did to a random old California man: he took a wealthy retiree living on the beach and morphed him into a lying, cheating pedophile. Matt HAD to make up such a character because his own evil actions actions need to be covered up. Matt tried to groom schoolchildren when he worked at Sacred Heart, and there are stories online that prove it. Matt sees no problem with asking an underage girl for nude pictures on a forum like this.
>
> Thankfully, karma exists. Matthew Miller, age 44, lives in a crummy apartment — I guess his mother didn’t love him enough to give him the house in her will — and his wife used him for a green card. His life is miserable.
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> Matt’s only fulfilling hobby is to write Syntax fan fiction. That’s all he does here.
10 myle ban
> Matt can’t stop mentioning Syntax because he needs to imagine that there is somebody on this earth who’s more miserable than he is.
>
> Look at what Matt did to a random old California man: he took a wealthy retiree living on the beach and morphed him into a lying, cheating pedophile. Matt HAD to make up such a character because his own evil actions actions need to be covered up. Matt tried to groom schoolchildren when he worked at Sacred Heart, and there are stories online that prove it. Matt sees no problem with asking an underage girl for nude pictures on a forum like this.
>
> Thankfully, karma exists. Matthew Miller, age 44, lives in a crummy apartment — I guess his mother didn’t love him enough to give him the house in her will — and his wife used him for a green card. His life is miserable.
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> Matt’s only fulfilling hobby is to write Syntax fan fiction. That’s all he does here.
10 myle ban
MR MIKE PENCE replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #915,394
@915,391 (N)
Do you think MC pays by the word? Keep looking in your mail for the check. Wait until it comes before you spend your money.
Do you think MC pays by the word? Keep looking in your mail for the check. Wait until it comes before you spend your money.
Anonymous N replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #915,397
Anonymous K replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #915,404
Anonymous N replied with this 7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #915,405
Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #915,407
@915,394 (MR MIKE PENCE)
> Do you think MC pays by the word?
It used to. I bought my last car with the money I got from Robert Amsterdam copypasta.
> Do you think MC pays by the word?
It used to. I bought my last car with the money I got from Robert Amsterdam copypasta.
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #915,410
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #915,458
@915,390 (Anon Z2)
> Look at what Matt did to a random old California man: he took a wealthy retiree living on the beach and morphed him into a lying, cheating pedophile
you can't blame Matt for that one
> Look at what Matt did to a random old California man: he took a wealthy retiree living on the beach and morphed him into a lying, cheating pedophile
you can't blame Matt for that one
Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #915,460
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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #915,538
@915,290 (I)
that's true
i didn't mean "i have a problem with this" as in "let's not do it" just as in "i'm gonna struggle"
which is fine!
that's true
i didn't mean "i have a problem with this" as in "let's not do it" just as in "i'm gonna struggle"
which is fine!
Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 7 years ago, 28 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #915,544
What I want is equally high stakes for Matt and the anons. I want this rule to encourage good behavior on both sides (not accusing everyone of being Matt, discouraging Matt from trolling as anon).
Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #915,547
@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
That is not fair. There is nothing wrong with Matt being anon, but accusing everyone of being Matt hinders enjoyment of the fora.
That is not fair. There is nothing wrong with Matt being anon, but accusing everyone of being Matt hinders enjoyment of the fora.
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Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #915,548
Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #915,590
@915,547 (T)
Matt shitposting as anon, with multiple UIDs in the same thread hinders enjoyment of the fora.
Matt shitposting as anon, with multiple UIDs in the same thread hinders enjoyment of the fora.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #915,591
Anonymous M replied with this 7 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #915,593
Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 7 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #915,597
Anonymous M replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #915,598
Anonymous P replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #915,630
@915,590 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
> Matt shitposting as anon, with multiple UIDs in the same thread hinders enjoyment of the fora.
no it doesn't it's funny when he does it because he knows and everyone knows
it's sad when syntax does it because it's an 80 year old dude pretending that people agree with him
> Matt shitposting as anon, with multiple UIDs in the same thread hinders enjoyment of the fora.
no it doesn't it's funny when he does it because he knows and everyone knows
it's sad when syntax does it because it's an 80 year old dude pretending that people agree with him
Anonymous N replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #915,659
@915,597 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
I'm often more than one anon in threads. It's because I have a phone, a tablet, a laptop and a desktop... It's not actually a nefarious scheme to defraud autistic posters who don't understand what joking around with your friends is. I don't think Matt is any different in this regard.
I'm often more than one anon in threads. It's because I have a phone, a tablet, a laptop and a desktop... It's not actually a nefarious scheme to defraud autistic posters who don't understand what joking around with your friends is. I don't think Matt is any different in this regard.
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