Topic: Guess whom had great sex this morning?

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw started this discussion 7 years ago #78,374

If you guessed it was me then you'll be right!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #915,076

Matt and Syntax finally had a love tryst after decades of sexual tension.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #915,078

Did you dump her afterwards

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #915,080

@previous (C)
No, I told her I love her. I'm past that now and looking forward to building on our relationship. ♥️

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #915,081

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
So when can we meet her?

MR MIKE PENCE joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #915,091

@OP
your mum?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #915,093

@previous (MR MIKE PENCE)
Do you think svets mum snorts lines before she blows his dad?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #915,107

@915,080 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Just don't knock her up!

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #915,108

@915,093 (F)

Prolly does an ant eater, before she goes to town.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #915,110

@915,107 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I might do eventually

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #915,115

I had to stop myself from having sex this morning

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #915,117

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Like half way through or stoped yourself from starting?

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #915,118

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Just after starting. She said I was too big.

Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #915,119

@previous (J)

Nice try, but she most likely had to stop herself from starting. Sex would probably be painful, in her current condition.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 39 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #915,124

@915,117 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
From starting.

@previous (H)
Yep
The mere thought of sex makes me want to cry tbh it would hurt so bad

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #915,125

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

What about heavy petting?

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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #915,127

@previous (K)
I cant really move much and too much pressure on or around my back will hurt a lot

Sharing a bed really hurt because the other person's weight on the mattress causes it to dip down around where im injured

Anonymous K replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #915,131

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Time to claim the bed as your own I think

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #915,134

Also not to brag but I also didn't have sex this morning.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #915,159

@915,131 (K)
Gonna

We just had a bunch of people crashing that night

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 32 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #915,170

This thread stopped being about me. Please lock.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #915,173

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Lock it yourself.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 26 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #915,187

@915,170 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)

> This thread stopped being about me. Please lock.

WOT WOT WOT? You said in the OTHER TOPIC

Topic: I hate my girlfriend
Svet !jzYkdX7lIw started this discussion 23 hours ago

Need to find a way of dumping her.

In this thread you now say

No, I told her I love her. I'm past that now and looking forward to building on our relationship. ♥️

Svet perhaps you are having PMS

squeegee joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #915,234

Intimate wine and cheese brunches with other couples really gets you going, eh? Careful if she ever offers to take you antiquing, the dopamine rush will ruin any other kind of sex than sex on antiquing.

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Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #915,244

@915,127 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Doesn't the rattling of the boxcar on the rails make it hurt too?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #915,287

@previous (N)
obsession
Also i wouldnt know im not a traveler kid

Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #915,296

@915,124 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

I'm sure it does. Take it easy, bud. Your Pelvis will thank you.

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