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Topic: Key advice for life.

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #78,321

Externally hosted image

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 29 minutes later[^] [v] #914,511

Just b yourself ;)

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #914,518

Love God and honor His commandments.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #914,519

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Shut up you boring cunt

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #914,524

@previous (A)
That's an awful lot of anger for someone whose key advice for life is to "keep on smiling" :))))) I shall pray for God to graciously assuage your roiling rage.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 18 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #914,526

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Child molesters are made in Gods image. Proves God is a child molester.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #914,527

@previous (E)

> Child molesters are made in Gods image.

Can you prove this? Because otherwise your conclusion...

> Proves God is a child molester.

...is false and the more reasonable theory is that you chose to be a child molestor, God did not make you one. Stop blaming God for your own sins, anon E.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #914,529

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Genesis 1:27
"So God created mankind in his own image, in the image of God he created them"

That is proof God is a child rapist.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #914,530

@previous (F)
I won't deny there is a part of me right now that wants to see you make an even bigger moron of yourself than you already have, but the Godly Christian within me also instructs me to spare you further embarrassment, so I shall now do so: you don't know what the word "image" means do you? It's ok, you can admit it, we will not laugh at you.

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #914,531

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/image
"a : exact likeness : semblance

God created man in his own image —Genesis 1:27 (Revised Standard Version) "

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #914,532

@previous (E)
Exactly.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 25 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #914,535

@914,529 (F)

> Genesis 1:27
> "So God created mankind in his own image, in the image of God he created them"
>
> That is proof God is a child rapist.

wtf bro

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #914,540

@914,531 (E)
@914,532 (F)

Image means the representation of the EXTERNAL form of a thing. It does not refer to human characteristics. If it did then you could just as easily say that God made YOU in his image. Are you a child rapist?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #914,542

@previous (C)
> Image means the representation of the EXTERNAL form of a thing. It does not refer to human characteristics.
What the fuck?

Here we have the external form of Ariana Grande and her dress hides a few Things

Genesis 1:27
> "So God created mankind in his own image, in the image of God he created them"

God has equal standing with the Tooth Fairy. Fairy tales can come true, they can happen to you. So if you believe in God, then yes that might make you a child molester. Logic 101

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #914,584

@previous (H)

> >Image means the representation of the EXTERNAL form of a thing. It does not refer to human characteristics.
> What the fuck?
>
> Here we have the external form of Ariana Grande and her dress hides a few Things

Ariana Grande is a man, is she?

God made man in His image. Woman He made from Adam's rib. Why do angry atheists never have the first clue what they're talking about? No wonder they're the laughing stock of academia. They speak about things of cosmic importance with cosmic stupidity.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #914,592

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Ariana Grande is a man, only if God is real. God concepts are bullshit. If God were truly real then pedophiles would not exist.

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #914,593

@previous (I)

> Ariana Grande is a man, only if God is real. God concepts are bullshit. If God were truly real then pedophiles would not exist.

why is minichan so dumb these days

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #914,596

@914,592 (I)

> Ariana Grande is a man, only if God is real. God concepts are bullshit. If God were truly real then pedophiles would not exist.

If Minichan has a Retard's Hall of Fame, this post should be inscribed in Latin above the entrance. This is a stunning post, in fact this right here makes Syntax look like Schopenhauer.

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 48 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #914,597

@914,542 (H)
Sheesh why does Farrakhan have his pance up to chest?!?!?
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