Topic: Just encountered a suicidal spider....
Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #78,249
Yep. I had just opened my stove, which is 525 degrees fahrenheit at the moment and a spider out of nowhere just walks in like it's just had it with life. That's pretty depressing and it weirded me the fuck out... I literally just sat there and watched it disappear into thin air from being burnt to death.
Syntax joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #913,684
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 22 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #913,685
Add it as a garnish!
Syntax joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 49 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #913,699
q. joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #913,700
i can respect that.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #913,701
The spider has no concept of what an oven is. Some species may be drawn to heat, but this is inconclusive.
Most likely just a coincidence.
Most likely just a coincidence.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 42 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #913,702
The spider just wanted to meet Jesus. Mission accomplished.
Kook !!a6qjFG7HF joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #913,738
Why was it so hot?
Little Lad Bigboy joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #913,753
@previous (Kook !!a6qjFG7HF)
It be hot fire like my poots they as hot and steamy as my lyrical flow yo!
It be hot fire like my poots they as hot and steamy as my lyrical flow yo!
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #913,760
Kook !!a6qjFG7HF replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #913,761
@previous (A)
So you super heated the oven to bake something super fast? What food was it?
So you super heated the oven to bake something super fast? What food was it?
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Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #913,762
Minichan: Affordable suicide options for everyone. (even spiders)
Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #913,779
Anonymous J replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #913,790
@previous (F)
Really doesn't factor into the spider's cost. OP was going to turn it on one way or another.
Really doesn't factor into the spider's cost. OP was going to turn it on one way or another.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 44 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #913,792
So you just closed the door and let the spider bake on top of your food...?
Green joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #913,805
@OP
A woodlouse walked into my fan once.
A woodlouse walked into my fan once.
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #913,823
@913,760 (A)
> Uhh... maybe because I was hungry as fuck.
what the fuck did you send to hell before eating at 525??
> Uhh... maybe because I was hungry as fuck.
what the fuck did you send to hell before eating at 525??
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 28 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #913,833
Yeah like 95% of cooking happens between 300-450. What are you cooking above 500?
Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #913,834
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
http://www.thefreshloaf.com/node/18417/pizza-baked-home-650-degrees
Several famous restaurants cook somethings even beyond that. Good smoke alarms are necessary
http://www.thefreshloaf.com/node/18417/pizza-baked-home-650-degrees
Several famous restaurants cook somethings even beyond that. Good smoke alarms are necessary
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 18 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #913,837
@previous (D)
Yeah you can cook higher but almost no one does. It's a fire hazard and you can pretty much make anything at a lower temperature or using a different method.
Yeah you can cook higher but almost no one does. It's a fire hazard and you can pretty much make anything at a lower temperature or using a different method.
Anonymous K replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #913,838
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #913,841
Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 8 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #913,842
@913,837 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)http://steakperfection.blogspot.com/2010/03/2-cooking-temperature-1600-degrees.html
Ruth’s Chris advertises on its website that "Our famous steaks are seared to perfection at 1800° and topped with fresh butter so they sizzle all the way to your table."
I can testify and now remember my first Ruth Chris experience was in WDC. I have one locally just minutes away. Truly one fantastic hunk of beef.
Anonymous M replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #913,845
@previous (D)
> http://steakperfection.blogspot.com/2010/03/2-cooking-temperature-1600-degrees.html
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> I can testify and now remember my first Ruth Chris experience was in WDC. I have one locally just minutes away. Truly one fantastic hunk of beef.
> seared
fuckin idiot
> http://steakperfection.blogspot.com/2010/03/2-cooking-temperature-1600-degrees.html
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Ruth’s Chris advertises on its website that "Our famous steaks are seared to perfection at 1800° and topped with fresh butter so they sizzle all the way to your table."
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> I can testify and now remember my first Ruth Chris experience was in WDC. I have one locally just minutes away. Truly one fantastic hunk of beef.
> seared
fuckin idiot
Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 30 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #913,855
@previous (M)
Guessing you're one of those plant eaters. I also enjoy plants with my meal which includes the Cattle that consume plants and please make mine medium rare on the bloody side.
Guessing you're one of those plant eaters. I also enjoy plants with my meal which includes the Cattle that consume plants and please make mine medium rare on the bloody side.
