Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago#78,160
Joe walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few minutes, another guy taps him on the shoulder and says, "Hey, don't you know who I am?" Joe says, "No, why should I?" The guy says, "Everyone knows who I am. Hey everybody, who am I?" All of the people in the bar shout "Syntax! Syntax! Yay!"
Joe says, "Yeah, everyone here knows you. But what about at a bar on the other side of town? They won't know you there." "Of course they will. Everyone knows who I am,” says Syntax. Joe says, "Oh yeah? Prove it!"
So they take a cab to the other side of town and go into another bar. As soon as they walk in everyone shouts, "Syntax! Hey, Syntax is here!"
Joe says, "I bet the governor doesn't know you." Syntax insists that he does. So they go to the governor's mansion and knock on the door. The governor opens it and says, "Hey, Syntax, what's up, buddy?"
Joe is flabbergasted. "I bet that the President doesn't know you." Soon they're on a plane to Washington, DC. They arrive at the White House. A staffer greets them at the door and says, "Ah, Mr. Syntax, the President was just talking about you. Come on in!"
Joe has had enough of this. He's as mad as a forgotten gorilla. "Well, I bet that the Pope doesn't know you!"
So they fly to Vatican City. When they get to the Vatican, Syntax says, "The Pope won't see just anyone. So I'll go up there alone and get him to walk out on the balcony with me. When you see us walking around up there, you'll know that the Pope knows me."
"Yeah, whatever,” says Joe.
A few minutes later Syntax is on the balcony with the Pope. He looks down and sees Joe passed out on the ground. He runs down and tries to revive Joe. "Joe! Joe! What happened?"
Joe wakes up and says "I was just standing here, watching you and the Pope walking around the balcony, when a nun came up to me and said, 'Hey, who's that up there with Syntax?'"
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 17 minutes later[^][v]#912,841
Gayer than gay/10
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^][v]#912,843
Syntax was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.
In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk Bert was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
As the drunk Bert stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, 'What the heck is going on here?'
Bert, still staring down replied: 'I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost.
Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^][v]#912,847
@previous (C)
Lmao, that was better than OPs crappy story