Topic: one time at band camp..
Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #78,084
well it wasn't at band camp but at a park at the lake..
this girl I was dating and I were swimming around and then we were getting all busy in the water..
my batting glove was on all parts of her but my bat never touched her catchers mitt..
then next day she insisted I get her a pregnancy test...one of those pen shaped dealios at the drugstore..
true story..
this girl I was dating and I were swimming around and then we were getting all busy in the water..
my batting glove was on all parts of her but my bat never touched her catchers mitt..
then next day she insisted I get her a pregnancy test...one of those pen shaped dealios at the drugstore..
true story..
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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later[^] [v] #912,276
Lay off the alcohol Bert. Its making you tell lies.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #912,278
She was dumb cause the pregnancy tests don’t even work until like two weeks after sex
Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #912,280
Anytime someone says true story at the end, you know its a lie.
Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 31 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #912,303
I’ve never had sex underwater because pussies get dried up from the water and it’s near impossible to get anything in
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 43 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #912,312
16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #912,330
@912,278 (C)
Are you suggesting that his story is false? Don't slander an innocent alcoholic like this, Dave.
Are you suggesting that his story is false? Don't slander an innocent alcoholic like this, Dave.
Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 20 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #912,335
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #912,385
Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #912,388
q. joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 26 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #912,391
wait im not sure what batting glove means here.
Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #912,392
q. replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #912,417
@previous (B)
its a confusing metaphor :| like im pretty sure yr out if yr bat accidentally touches the catchers mitt...
its a confusing metaphor :| like im pretty sure yr out if yr bat accidentally touches the catchers mitt...
Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 12 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #912,620
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #912,658
@912,303 (C)
> I’ve never had sex underwater because pussies get dried up from the water and it’s near impossible to get anything in
From personal experience that is just not true. Water does not enter the vagina. Foreplay produces the necessary lubrication. Next time be careful as you enter the catchers mitt and try and not push to much water into the mitt as your bat enters.
> I’ve never had sex underwater because pussies get dried up from the water and it’s near impossible to get anything in
From personal experience that is just not true. Water does not enter the vagina. Foreplay produces the necessary lubrication. Next time be careful as you enter the catchers mitt and try and not push to much water into the mitt as your bat enters.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #912,660
itt virgins
Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #912,674
@912,658 (H)> > I’ve never had sex underwater because pussies get dried up from the water and it’s near impossible to get anything in
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> From personal experience that is just not true. Water does not enter the vagina. Foreplay produces the necessary lubrication. Next time be careful as you enter the catchers mitt and try and not push to much water into the mitt as your bat enters.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #912,682
good grief...the chick was just weird...and Catherine's odd theories made me remember the story..
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #912,683
@912,660 (I)
What makes you say that? Everything in here is something rational, well-adjusted people who have had sex would say.
What makes you say that? Everything in here is something rational, well-adjusted people who have had sex would say.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #912,686
Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #912,711
Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #912,885
@912,658 (H)
I’ve tried having sex in a shallow bathtub penetration was near impossible
Maybe it works but it wasn’t working for us
I’ve tried having sex in a shallow bathtub penetration was near impossible
Maybe it works but it wasn’t working for us
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #912,886
@previous (C)
I suppose you are not familiar with foreplay. In your case you should have put her up on a lube rack, before entering the bathtub.
I suppose you are not familiar with foreplay. In your case you should have put her up on a lube rack, before entering the bathtub.
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #912,903
That's enough now guys.
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Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 26 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #913,057
Kook !!a6qjFG7HF replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #913,064
Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #913,068
@previous (Kook !!a6qjFG7HF)
I once had anal sex without lube and it gaped my ? for days, thank goodness for silicone based lube
I once had anal sex without lube and it gaped my ? for days, thank goodness for silicone based lube