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Ks !KansasxqvM started this discussion 15 years ago#7,806
My cat lives for killing his days are spent waiting for the dark to settle in, once it has the killing can begin. I cut the corner of a screen and leave the window open so he can come and go as he pleases, as soon as its dark he sits on the windowsill with his body half out twitching his tail back and forth for about five minutes psyching himself up for his nightly blood hunts, this ritual is repeated in exact detail every single night. Once he is properly prepared for the cold blooded killing he slinks out the window like a snake, more falling out than jumping, after that its only a matter of time. Usually within ten minutes he will come back with his first victim clenched between his teeth, his crazed eyes as big as quarters, streaking by me as if I might steal his prize. Once he has escaped my field of view he begins to torture his victims, releasing them over and over again only to pounce on them and batter them against the wall. I can hear his victims cries throughout the whole house, these are the cries the haunt my dreams. The cries of any poor hapless animal that got within his range during a killing frenzy, field mice, frogs, moles, bugs, rabbits whatever the hell he can carry. I've tried to stop him a few times, scolding him, enticing him with treats, but every move I make besets him with a terrible and uncontrollable rage, he begins huffing as if he can barely breathe, let alone hiss, the looks he gives me during these times are the looks of a cold and empty killer. He does not kill for the food, for he has plenty and he never eats his victims, he hungers not for nourishment, but merely for the power, the thrill of the kill. Every night he leaves the bodies of his poor and helpless victims in the same spot in the middle of the kitchen floor. I am no fool, I know these aren't meant to be gifts, they are to serve as a warning, should I try to stand in his way he will leave me in that spot one night.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 44 minutes later[^][v]#135,393
Mine walks around the house with her nose in the air like she's better than me.
Ks !KansasxqvM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^][v]#135,398
@previous (B)
What, you thought you owned her? You've got it backwards man, your only reason for existing is to service her every need and want. You even clean up her shit, a master doesn't clean up shit, but a servant does.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#135,516
Hahaha. Cute.
I require pictures! :3
Ryan !PArADOx9ZU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 33 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#135,558